Progress report

Its like a report card, but it still is the reason why suicide is the 3rd leading cause of death amongst people under the age of 18.

Karen: let me see your progress report.
Son: ok
Karen: Indecipherable yelling and screaming and whipping.

3 hours later

Son: *BANG!*

by MommypigSnortSnort October 15, 2020

Hoax

Covid 19

Lakeisha: I cant believe i fell for that damn hoax!
Khamani: you mean covid?

by MommypigSnortSnort October 15, 2020

Peppa Pig

Get out of your rock and watch Nickelodeon.

Person 1: What is your favorite cartoon character?
Person 2: Peppa Pig.
Person 1: who is that?
Person 2: Go to the urban dictionary.

by MommypigSnortSnort October 4, 2019