pooncoo

A term for somebody considered to be less intelligent than the average person. Originates from Mexican dog breeders who would use that term for a dog they didn't want to breed with for fear of creating even less intelligent offspring

Aw man your such a pooncoo

by crakmaster January 22, 2015

poontoon

pontoon boat full of females and a solitary male. or sometimes all females

1- A nerdy guy with $$ has a pontoon boatfull of women in the odd chance of getting lucky. They; all friends are just taking advantage of a day on the lake. it is a ''poontoon''
2- A really old guy with wife, sisters, daughters, grand kids, spinster aunts, and even sometimes great grandkids. aboard the pontoon. Seems female genes were dominant. 30 foot luxury ''poontoon''
3-All babes, hot or not. Ultimate ''poontoon''

by Tom U Kno Who September 13, 2009

poonoodle

after sucessfully having anal sex, a string of poo is left in the pee hole

"dude, last night sucked, i got poonoodled by your sister"

by nate stahl November 11, 2008

Poontoon

A pontoon boat full of hot chicks and a badass captain named Allen. Activities on the poontoon are similar to Mardi Gras including general drunkeness and bead giving for boobie flashes. The poontoon can usually be found anchored at a sandbar in southern Michigan lakes, just look for the party, hot chicks, and a badass captain.

"Damn! Captain Allen has a pontoon boat full of hot chicks partying again, that thing is a fucking POONTOON!!"

by AA01 April 19, 2012

poopcooch

Another name for the disease vaginosis, which is caused by a woman wiping backwards.

Whats the fuck? Smells like someone in the room got a bad case of poopcooch.

by Jamie&Ashley February 13, 2003

pooncloud

A beings behavior influence/modification through the possibility/actuality of having sex with womens. Yes womens.

Damn, I haven't heard from Adam in a while. He must be under a pooncloud.

by Its Me Its Mario. October 8, 2008

Poonboozled

The state of being when a man is in a sexual relationship with a woman, but is unable to see all the negative aspects of said woman, despite constant input from friends, family, etc. Similar to bamboozled, only in relation to vagina

-Damn, Jim is still with that nasty slut? Doesn't he know she fucked every guy within a 10 mile radius?

-Yea, it's crazy; he's definitely Poonboozled

by gallagher410 October 21, 2013