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poon cloud 

..when an individual is persuaded in his/her actions or decisions as a direct result of a female he/she is interested in or in a relationship with.

..Behavior changes based on ones interest in a female as a direct result of ensuing tail.

derived from poontang and cloud
Haven't heard from peter in a while, he must be under the poon cloud still.

or

Don't mind him he isn't acting as he should the poon cloud is to thick.
poon cloud by Adam March 23, 2004
Related Words
When you have the Shits in a big way but you know you're going to be losing some of that holiday weight in the process. (Closely linked to 'every cloud has a silver lining'.)
"I'm not feeling great today, but you know, every poocloud"
poocloud by Ess.Ess.Gee June 14, 2018

poonclosh 

>verb. the act of thrusting one's pelvis in such a way that one's testicles and penis slap against the abdomen and taint, emitting a noise, commonly performed by males.
"I love to poonclosh when I get out of the shower"
poonclosh by ace November 30, 2004
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026