poolet

When a person gags, making the sound "oolet" but then actually poops out the mouth, therefore it being a "poolet"

Dude i just pooleted in ur toilet after eating all that gross shit.

by Corbor April 12, 2009

russian poolet

When you're almost sure you have to crap but decide to fart and try relieving some pressure until you can get to the washroom.

Bill: "Damn. I took a chance and farted before I could get to the john, and I just shit myself"
Frank: "Jesus buddy. Tough luck. You lost at russian poolet!"

by Killer Llama November 23, 2016

Jordan Poole Effect

Going off in basketball when their are some baddies watching

Mike: Yo dude you played crazy all those girls were watching

Joe: Yeah must’ve been the jordan poole effect

by mommkller December 17, 2022

The Jordan Poole Effect

Performing or doing better in something, when there are hot women watching.

Homie: “wow you played so good last night”
Me:”yeah, there were some baddies in the stands.. must’ve been the Jordan Poole Effect..”

by TheUltimateRizzler February 7, 2023

Poolnty

1. A damaged/bruised/disabled vegetable often a cabbage
2. An offensive term for a mentally disabled person

1. Theres a poolnty in my sunday dinner
2. That kid in the wheelchair is a poolnty

by SWJL December 9, 2008

Jordan Poole

Player for the lightskin Warriors that gets a power boost when he sees baddies arounds

I was having a bad game till sum baddies pulled up. Then I performed an Jordan Poole!

by Markelle Williams January 17, 2023

Pooetry

AKA Shithouse Poetry. These linguistic gems are found in porta-johns and bathroom stalls from Idaho to Fallujah

Pooetry

In the heat of plastic shitter
I sit here and softly titter
Sweat pours off like a monsoon
Please dear god, let me shit soon

~The Shithouse Poet

by OmegaSeabee October 22, 2008