Similar to a bukkake, but way more intense. Consists of a group of men (at least 20 or more) that take separate turns shitting on a girls face, hair, and tits. The girl that is getting shit on usually rubs the fecal matter all over her entire body. A pookkake requires a pookkake tarp because a pookkake can be quite messy. Most girls have several orgasms during a single pookkake session.
Guy: Hey sis, do you want to be the focal point of a pookkake tonight?
Girl: Maybe, what is a pookkake?
Guy: Don't worry, it's similar to a bukkake but a lot more fun.
It's like bukakke, but with poo instead of jizz. Like a group assplosion in the face.
Hey Rod, Larry... what are you guys doing Friday night?? Oooh, want to come over to my place? We're gonna pookakke Sandra (you know how she likes the warm aroma in her nostrils).
1. As Mercedes and I were "69"ing, she apoligized for the "oops-pookkake". Nevereat out after Mexican!!!
2. Dude, last night I took this girl home, we were hookin' up and she goes reverse cowboy on me! Next thing I know, her stomach growls and she pulls an oops-pookkake!!!
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.