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Pookake
Pookake by rogerthewhale November 25, 2013
pookake
pookake by homeskillet May 14, 2004
Pookaki
When you cum on to poop. Also when you shit and get the urge to masturbate. The sound of the plop is so arousing that you cream all over the place.
Pookaki by capt. Jamo November 5, 2019
pookkake
Similar to a bukkake, but way more intense. Consists of a group of men (at least 20 or more) that take separate turns shitting on a girls face, hair, and tits. The girl that is getting shit on usually rubs the fecal matter all over her entire body. A pookkake requires a pookkake tarp because a pookkake can be quite messy. Most girls have several orgasms during a single pookkake session.
Guy: Hey sis, do you want to be the focal point of a pookkake tonight?
Girl: Maybe, what is a pookkake?
Guy: Don't worry, it's similar to a bukkake but a lot more fun.
Girl: Sounds good, count me in.
Girl: Maybe, what is a pookkake?
Guy: Don't worry, it's similar to a bukkake but a lot more fun.
Girl: Sounds good, count me in.
pookkake by Joe Breezy January 12, 2011
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