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pook pook 

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The origins of this phrase are somewhat hazy.
Here at the University of Colopetary we have made some progress as to dates and possible meanings of the word. We have so far discovered that it would seem to be the sound which fish make while in OR out of water. The exact dates are not exact but we do know that the "sound" originates sometime in mid-2007.
"POOK POOK" Said the fish.
pook pook by Stephen Ramsay June 4, 2007

pook pook 

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Filipino word for hooker/whore/prostitute.
Hey Marcus, do you want to go find a pook pook tonight?

pook 

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originated in vancouver, the word pook generally describes a junkie or someone addicted to drugs.

other common relating words:
feck up
you fecking pook head.
pook by POOKHEAD December 31, 2007

Pook 

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A mysterious former Legendary DJ on the forums of Sosuave.com. He was highly regarded as one of the greatest DJ's who have ever lived. He was the essence of all that DJism stood for--getting women to like men. His advice, posts and contributions are the best by any single person, bar none. He started from the depths of AFCism and reached the pinnacle on DJism. He was hailed as a hero, crusading through women, a true champion. Then something happened, he started "changing". After he made it to the top he looked down at the "DJ way" what it stood for, what its aims were, so he denounced the DJ Bible and became completely disillusioned with women. Pook was then accused of Blasphemy, Misogyny and a few other charges. But in reality he just saw the "dating game" for what it was and most women for who they were. He then left Sosuave and disappeared off the map.

He has never been seen again.
*AFC does a Ritual to invoke The Spirit of Pook*

*Pook Materializes from thin air*

*AFC*- IT’S THE POOK! Oh great master, if I kneel before you and worship your image will you teach me how to harness the powers of speed seduction, rapport, matching states, and closings?

*Pook*- Why do you wish to know these things?

*AFC*- Because I want a Girlfriend, because I need Women! Only they can fulfill me, make me a whole person! How else can I live a happy and fulfilling life? Without a Woman by my side, I am nothing. Will you--

*Pook*- SILENCE YOU FOOL! I will teach you nothing! Go to Sosuave and learn those ridiculous techniques! You are obviously not a Man and, therefore, are unworthy of being taught the Mystical Way of the Pook. Do not summon me again or I will banish you to the realms of the Oneitis Nice Guys for an Eternity!

*AFC*- Nooo! Don't! Please, I beg you! Teach me you everlasting wisdom! I want to get Women!! PLEASE!!

*Pook De-Materializes*

*AFC cries himself to sleep*
Pook by Eros Valentine January 12, 2010

pook-a-hot-ass 

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The twisted pronunciation of the name Pocahontas.
-Raven Riley is a real pook-a-hot-ass.
-Oh,yeah she is.
pook-a-hot-ass by derfahrer January 19, 2008

pillow pook

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a fat girls hairy stanky outtie belly button full of skeet.
I was about to get with this girl and then I saw she had a pillow pook, that was overflowing.
pillow pook by C-lo N T-fresh November 2, 2010
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