poodletwat

having a sexually active relationship with a dog preferably a poodle

Dude Nic and Tommy are gettin hella poodletwat bro

by Success55 October 20, 2009

poodlewanker

(1) A dick as small as a poodle's.

(2) Someone with a dick as small as a poodle's.

This guy I went out on a date with last night had a great personality, but when he showed me his goods, it turned out he had a real poodlewanker. I don't think I'll be dating him again.

by Wordmaster B December 27, 2004

poodlesnatch

Made up of the two words poodle & snatch.

Defined as female genitalia, vulva, vagina, wagina, poon, cooter, etc.

"Mrs. Pearson is SUCH a poodlesnatch."

by Jesslyn April 21, 2006

Poodlesnatch

1. (v) the act of slapping in the card game, 'Egyptian Ratscrew'
2. A word of frustration to be shouted at any convenient moment
3. (v) an act of self-applied pleasure
4. (v) dog-napping

1. Hah! I poodlesnatched those cards from all of you!

2. Poodlesnatch! I just bit my lip!

3. Last night I poodlesnatched myself and it was amazing.

4. I'm so sad. My dog, Fluffy, was poodlesnatched yesterday!

by WhosJake March 26, 2009