poodletwat
poodletwat by Success55 October 20, 2009
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poodlewanker
This guy I went out on a date with last night had a great personality, but when he showed me his goods, it turned out he had a real poodlewanker. I don't think I'll be dating him again.
poodlewanker by Wordmaster B December 27, 2004
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Poodlesnatch
1. (v) the act of slapping in the card game, 'Egyptian Ratscrew'
2. A word of frustration to be shouted at any convenient moment
3. (v) an act of self-applied pleasure
4. (v) dog-napping
2. A word of frustration to be shouted at any convenient moment
3. (v) an act of self-applied pleasure
4. (v) dog-napping
1. Hah! I poodlesnatched those cards from all of you!
2. Poodlesnatch! I just bit my lip!
3. Last night I poodlesnatched myself and it was amazing.
4. I'm so sad. My dog, Fluffy, was poodlesnatched yesterday!
2. Poodlesnatch! I just bit my lip!
3. Last night I poodlesnatched myself and it was amazing.
4. I'm so sad. My dog, Fluffy, was poodlesnatched yesterday!
Poodlesnatch by WhosJake March 26, 2009
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
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