poocuhé

The act of beating someone to the toilet to conduct a bowel movement, leaving the second individual to either hold in their waste or face the smell of shit.

What the hell Mat why'd you poocuhé me, I only had to pee!

by whatsgood9999 May 16, 2016

Pooched Eggs

When a woman's eggs are dried up and cannot be fertilized.

Poor Susan. At age 47 she thought she could have kids but she has Pooched Eggs.

by will bitten September 16, 2017

poocules

Odors derived from fecal molecules.

Molecules made of poo.

Don't go into the washroom, Eddie DESTROYED the toilet and his poocules are EVERYWHERE.

What's that smell? Janet had burritos for lunch and she can't stop spraying poocules all over the office, the pig.

by Doctor Spaz July 20, 2009

Pooched

Adj.
Tech/Geek term. Etymology unknown: supposed origin may be derived from a source comparing the negative denotative context of "dog" with the condition it describes.

Definition:

Used to be working and should be functioning, but is no longer running/functional.

My computer is pooched after having been infected by a particularly nasty virus.

by Ben Gardner April 25, 2003

Pooched

Derived from the term 'screwed the pooch'. Meaning to completely fail at something.

Mate, I totally pooched my exam, I got an E.

by CeePeeBee December 16, 2009

poochew

The action of chewing(tobacco) and pooping at the same time, used while avoiding girlfriends, moms, teachers, etc. Not to be confused with a diarrheadip, which is often much more messy.

Why were you in the bathroom for so long?
Lay off devil woman! I was having a poochew.

by Mayben June 29, 2007

Pooched

Origin: A contraction of "screwed the pooch".

Something that has stopped working or is broken in a bad way.

I accidentally installed some spyware on my computer and now it's totally pooched!

by ahirebet March 27, 2009