Definitions by ahirebet
Jetway Jesus
When people fake the use of a wheelchair to get early boarding on a flight, but when the flight lands and they are miraculously able to walk off the plane on their own two feet, they've been "healed" by Jetway Jesus.
My flight yesterday had 10 people who needed wheelchairs to board and only two who needed wheelchairs to get off. Jetway Jesus must've been really busy on that flight!
Jetway Jesus by ahirebet July 23, 2024
lap snorkeling
When you suck on a guy's balls while seated or laying in between his legs. From his point of view, he can see just the top of your head and his boner sticking up, making it look like you're a snorkeler.
lap snorkeling by ahirebet July 19, 2010
Nom de poon
The fake name chosen by a pornstar because they don't want to use their real name. Like a nom de plume, but for adult movie stars instead of authors.
Jennifer Massoli is a famous adult movie star, but you probably know her by her nom de poon, Jenna Jameson
Nom de poon by ahirebet June 10, 2010
Pooched
Origin: A contraction of "screwed the pooch".
Something that has stopped working or is broken in a bad way.
Something that has stopped working or is broken in a bad way.