poochew

The action of chewing(tobacco) and pooping at the same time, used while avoiding girlfriends, moms, teachers, etc. Not to be confused with a diarrheadip, which is often much more messy.

Why were you in the bathroom for so long?
Lay off devil woman! I was having a poochew.

by Mayben June 07, 2007

poochewer

the opposite of a baller. (pronunciation: poosh-wear).

You are such poochewer, you masticate shit like it is your job.

by Ian Shalang February 26, 2009