poochew

The action of chewing(tobacco) and pooping at the same time, used while avoiding girlfriends, moms, teachers, etc. Not to be confused with a diarrheadip, which is often much more messy.

Why were you in the bathroom for so long?
Lay off devil woman! I was having a poochew.

by Mayben June 29, 2007

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Pooched Eggs

When a woman's eggs are dried up and cannot be fertilized.

Poor Susan. At age 47 she thought she could have kids but she has Pooched Eggs.

by will bitten September 16, 2017

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poochew • poochewer • Pooched • poocher • Pooche • Pooched Eggs • poo & chew • poochaw! • Pooched the Poodle • poocheech

When you are ramming your rock hard rod into a nice lady’s chocolate silly slide, and you pull out for a momentary reprieve, you glance down and see that a small chunk of colon batter has lodged itself onto the tip of your purple headed one eyed monster... this becomes a three part process going forward. 1 remain calm you are not the first person this has happened to. 2 reach down and pick up her bra that she has discarded at the beginning of this vile deed and wipe off the anal paste using said bra. 3 proceed to kinkyly whip her whore ass with the now shit smeared bra while yelling at the top of your lungs “POOCHAW”!!!

Hey Ben, how did last night go?? It was great! I gave tawny the ol poochaw!!

by OL JACK BURTON December 19, 2018

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Pooched

Adj.
Tech/Geek term. Etymology unknown: supposed origin may be derived from a source comparing the negative denotative context of "dog" with the condition it describes.

Definition:

Used to be working and should be functioning, but is no longer running/functional.

My computer is pooched after having been infected by a particularly nasty virus.

by Ben Gardner April 25, 2003

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