poochew 

The action of chewing(tobacco) and pooping at the same time, used while avoiding girlfriends, moms, teachers, etc. Not to be confused with a diarrheadip, which is often much more messy.

Why were you in the bathroom for so long?
Lay off devil woman! I was having a poochew.

poochew by Mayben June 29, 2007

Pooched Eggs 

When a woman's eggs are dried up and cannot be fertilized.

Poor Susan. At age 47 she thought she could have kids but she has Pooched Eggs.

Pooched Eggs by will bitten September 16, 2017

poochaw! 

When you are ramming your rock hard rod into a nice lady’s chocolate silly slide, and you pull out for a momentary reprieve, you glance down and see that a small chunk of colon batter has lodged itself onto the tip of your purple headed one eyed monster... this becomes a three part process going forward. 1 remain calm you are not the first person this has happened to. 2 reach down and pick up her bra that she has discarded at the beginning of this vile deed and wipe off the anal paste using said bra. 3 proceed to kinkyly whip her whore ass with the now shit smeared bra while yelling at the top of your lungs “POOCHAW”!!!

Hey Ben, how did last night go?? It was great! I gave tawny the ol poochaw!!

poochaw! by OL JACK BURTON December 19, 2018

Pooched 

Adj.
Tech/Geek term. Etymology unknown: supposed origin may be derived from a source comparing the negative denotative context of "dog" with the condition it describes.

Definition:

Used to be working and should be functioning, but is no longer running/functional.

My computer is pooched after having been infected by a particularly nasty virus.

Pooched by Ben Gardner April 25, 2003

Pooched 

Derived from the term 'screwed the pooch'. Meaning to completely fail at something.

Mate, I totally pooched my exam, I got an E.

Pooched by CeePeeBee December 16, 2009

Pooched 

Origin: A contraction of "screwed the pooch".

Something that has stopped working or is broken in a bad way.

I accidentally installed some spyware on my computer and now it's totally pooched!

Pooched by ahirebet March 27, 2009

pooched 

A term used by stoners to let the group know that the joint/bowl is finished. It has also been adapted towards the stoners life style; 2. to be tired

Dude! the bowl is pooched
I am so pooched

pooched by Con August 3, 2004