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pooaplegic

n. A person experiencing loss of sensation in the legs after an extended period of reading on the toilet.
Impatient restaurant patron: "If you spend any longer in there you'll become a pooaplegic!"
by Harry Sargent June 14, 2008
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Paraplegic

Paraplegics have complete or incomplete paralysis of the lower half of the body including both legs, usually caused by damage to the spinal cord.
The amount of paralysis is almost always a correlation of how much damage was suffered in the spinal cord. Motor vehicle accidents are the prime cause and more than 10 thousand people per year suffer a spinal cord injury, most injuries result in tetraplegia which is paralyais of the entire body below the neck.
John was in a bad accident last night and severed his spinal cord.

How bad is it?

The trauma doctors at the hospital said his spine was severed near the lower part of his sternum. John may never walk again. He's paraplegic.

Thank god he's still alive and didn't suffer brain damage. And at least he's not a quadriplegic
by J.P. a paraplegic June 24, 2008
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paraplegic

a paraplegic is someone with disabled bodily functions
"i wasn't gonna run from the cops but i was high, i was gonna pull right over and stop, but i was high-now i'm a paraplegic and i know why yeah cuz i got high, cuz i got high, cuz i got hiiigh..."
by psycho_squirrel26 October 31, 2006
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poopaplegic

Someone who has sat on the toilet browsing the internet on their phone for so long that their legs no longer work properly.
I took a 40 minute shit yesterday and feel over when I stood up because I had beome a poopaplegic
by Sexystavros October 22, 2020
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Paraplegic potty break

When you bang a girl so hard that her legs take on a state of pseudo paraplegia, making it almost impossible for her to use the bathroom.
“ we haven’t you used the bathroom yet?”

“ I can’t move to get there after round 6, my legs have paraplegia right now”

achievement unlocked: paraplegic potty break “

“ come on I’ll carry you there”
by Leo23560 March 29, 2022
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paraplegic

someone who doesn't have full use of their body
did you hear about the paraplegic porn star? he's got an arm like a baby's dick
by elsteveador November 7, 2004
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Strategic Paraplegic

Having someone closer than you to something you want and then pretending to be conveniently immobile so that they will get it for you.
Vince becomes a strategic paraplegic when the remote is too far away.
by Vince October 6, 2008
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