poo tag 

when having a bath the crusty poo melts off your bum and u try to move the poo chunk toward the drain but the poo resists all motion and u can never quite catch it.

If u wipe yo ass you will never need play poo tag ever again

poo tag by MikeBoulding January 17, 2007

Poo Tag 

You wipe your finger across your bum hole and poke someone with it.

It's like playing tag only involving some poo. Therefore "Poo Tag".

Poo Tag by 4DY May 28, 2013

poo-tag 

A washroom game where the one who is it, leaves a poop in the toilet without flushing*. You become it when you walk into the washroom to find a poop that has not been flushed. You must then continue the cycle of poo-tagging, either in a new location, or right away.

*Bonus kudos for leaving a poop that isn't covered up by toilet paper. The grosser, the better the revenge.

Bro, I got poo-tagged today at the mall, now I gotta leave some poop at a McDonald's to hopefully poo-tag some fat-ass after his big mac.

poo-tag by kransack August 30, 2011

Pootage 

Footage of a person, or persons, defecating.

Man I just saw the pootage from last night, Duncan was on his stomach spraying diarrhea everywhere!

Pootage by Zonal K September 12, 2019