poo log 

A nice solid poo.

Thick as a babies arm, but firm-squishy like toothpaste

Kre8 - left a poo log in the toilet

poo log by Stompn_tom April 8, 2005

poo log 

a large hurtful feces that exits one's butt

My butt hurt for a few minutes after dropping the poo log.

poo log by jjula March 8, 2008

Poolog 

A log of poo. Is commonly used when there is nothing else to say. Rarely is poolog actually used describing a log of poo.

Man, that test today was poolog.

Your face is poolog.

Poolog by Justin Smith January 21, 2004

Poology 

Study of human crap.

do you have a major in poology? because your full of shit

Poology by pseudonym-qwertyuiop May 10, 2010

Poolog 

A turd shaped brown Russian pastry covered in slivered almonds - somewhat camouflaging its very poo-like appearance.

I'd like a coffee and poolog, please.

Poolog by bananas brown June 3, 2005

poolog 

To urinate in a person's backpack and then close it.

Wow, I totally just poologged that slampig's backpack.

poolog by NBK May 13, 2005

poolog 

To urinate in a backpack and, when done, close the zipper...while yelling racial insults.

Wow, I totally just poologged that girl's backpack.

poolog by NBK March 5, 2005