poo farmer 

a poo farmer is an odd individual who, in their spare time, collects floating poo's from public toilets, then takes them home to freeze (most likely in a standard household freezer) in order to carry out perverse sexual acts with the frozen poo.
can be spelt poofarmer or poo-farmer

"hey jim do you want to come poo farming tonight?"

"she's weird, she is a poo farmer"

poo farmer by ermatty August 20, 2008

poofarter

Describes someone that performs the past-tense verb 'poofarted' and the noun 'a poofart'.

A person that farts and poos at the same time.
Said person can also have farted, then followed through with a chunky turd-sausage.
Can also be a derivative of somebody that forces a poo out, and does un-planned farts mid-kernel.

"He's a poofarter"

"I'm a poofarter!"

"I thought I could sly a quick trump, but I poofarted & had to run away"

"Dan crapped his trousers, therefore, I declare that he's a poofarter. His underpants are proof."

poofarter by Joetron September 6, 2009

PoorFarmer1 

Love giving him hot steamy dick.
Nut everywhere.
Cum explosion.
Balls implodin'.

Poorfarmer1 can have dick any day! Yippee!

PoorFarmer1 by gulpingglizzy69 December 8, 2022