ponrod

large penis, preferrably one which is in some way deformed

my ponrod has an extra nut attached

by jesus April 26, 2003

pornody

an amalgamation or portmanteau of ‘porn’ + ‘parody’ \ a term for a pornographic parody on a conventional film, TV show, and any other work of art, or media event

I’ve just learned that they’ve made a pornody called “Star Whores”! My god, is nothing sacred!

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ March 26, 2011

Pornodontist

A guy who puts braces on 18-21 year old girls who don't need them, to make them look young for porn

She took a trip to the pornodontist so she would get the part in barely legal teens 9

by #748 Stiffler September 25, 2010

ponropat

A silly goose who eats lots of ass

Wow that boi jay is a ponropat

by Michael Cornbread November 4, 2018

penrod

A huge penis. Something that girls strive to find in their lives and when found they latch onto and don't let go.

Some slut: I wanna suck you off
Me: *whips it out
Some Chick: HOLY SHIT A PENROD! MARRY ME!
Me: Just suck it.

by flipynif January 5, 2006

Mrs Penrod

She will have you believe that she is all powerful and all knowing. Arriving late and talking in class is punishable by death. God help you if you try to argue a test answer

“I ran into a Mrs Penrod when I was talking to my friend while I arrived late to a party and tried arguing with her over a answer on a survey she gave out. I arrived at the hospital a half hour later.”

by Carioca January 23, 2018

pornodeixeophobia

The fear that you forgot to close your porn on your laptop the night before and it will pop up at work, school, or any other public place or while someone else is around in general. por-noh-dayk-SEE-oh-foh-bee-h (From Greek πόρνος pórnos "fornicator", δεῖξις deîxis "display, showing", and -φοβία -phobía "fear")

"Dude, I finally got done writing that paper. Now I just have to print it."
"Nice, man! Show me!"
"Nah, I can't open up my laptop here. I have major pornodeixeophobia."

by ambrosios April 12, 2015