ponnit

When you’re spangled off ur nut

Yo bro im ponnit

ponnit by Clocks ticking April 24, 2021

ponnish 

I feeling of discomfort in your face, to the point that your eyes bulge and your face crumbles up.

"man, that scene really made me ponnish."
"dude, what the fuck is wrong with your face!"
"hey man, calm down, that is just something that happens to people."

ponnish by Rex ipse Latinus Cream; Bobby November 24, 2021

ponning 

A Singaporean Slang meaning to skip school (or other activities) or to play truant.

For Example,

"Samir is ponning school today"

ponning by nauGhtyguy710 January 20, 2014

Ponnie 

Short for Pantea, a Persian female's name with Greek origins, meaning "all the gods," or "all the flowers." A cute nickname for Pantea that non-Farsi speakers can pronounce.

"What's your name?"
"Pantea... Ponnie, for short."

Ponnie by MadeleineElster August 22, 2011

Ponnish 

A feeling that expresses by dilating pupils of the eyes whereas covering the nose and mouth with multiple fingers.

This pill won't make you ponnish
I feel ponnish

Ponnish by penguindefinition December 4, 2021

poonitis 

1. The condition which arises from extended periods without poon, or having sex. Patients suffer from poonitis will experience a burning in the loins for the heat of a woman's genitals, depression, loss of self esteem and will moan things such as "poon!" and "I need to get some." While masturbation may relieve the symptoms of poonitis temporarily it provides no real cure and the intense burning of the loins will return. The only known cure for poonitis is in fact the heat of a woman's genitals, or sex. If left untreated poonitis can result in loss of vision, malnutrition and even death.
2. Some people are immune to poonitis most notably, Clay Aiken and Senator Larry Craig. Although the reason for this is remains unclear.

1. "Dude I haven't had any in 2 months, I'm afraid I've got poonitis."
2. "Ever since I broke up with my girlfriend I've had poonitis. But now it's getting really severe, I think I've started going blind!"
3. "It has been one long year since we have lost Jimmy to poonitis. If only he had not tried to wait till marriage he might be with us today."

poonitis by Yoge and Spanky February 21, 2008

Porniture 

Browsing online for furniture, hoping that you can buy it in the near future.

Person 1: "Man, I really want this table!"

Person 2: "Ah whatever, you're broke! That's just Porniture."

Porniture by XxFrictionxX January 7, 2013