ponjab 

pussy wack

i ponjabed her

ponjab by anonymous September 28, 2023

safe punjabi (no virus) 

A technical term used to assure customers that the program they are downloading onto their computer is totally safe and definitely will not cause any harm to their device.

White: Jesse, did you just install BTD 3 UNLIMITED MONEY GLTICH (HACKED) onto the family computer?
Jesse: It said it was safe punjabi (no virus)!

safe punjabi (no virus) by RocIsVeryCommon August 20, 2022

punjabi teabag

Placing one's pubicle sack into a hot Tikka Marsala curry and then onto an unsuspecting victims face using a motion similar to that of dipping a teabag into hot water.

Rajesh fell asleep at work and was given the Punjabi teabag all over his face by a co worker.

punjabi teabag by Sw@mpD0nk3y November 25, 2014

Punjabi

Punjabis are both sikh and hindu in religion. There is an abundance of farmland and crops in this region. Many punjabis have migrated to large countries such as England Canada and the States

I am a punjabi who has parents from Punjab

Punjabi by Love the world we live in October 11, 2019

punjaban 

1. Muteaar teen girl of state Punjab India
2. Beauty of Punjaab
3. Queen of Gidha

I want to go out a muteaar not...a buddi with few teeth in her mouth

punjaban by Dilpreet October 30, 2004

poojabber 

someone who jabs poo (while still in the orifice)

gee, elton john sure is a poojabber

poojabber by poojabber March 21, 2003

Punjabi Revenge 

After one has had a pint, it is customary to indulge in some fine Indian cuisine. After a night of being generally mistreated by arrogant English customers, the staff of whichever fine establishment was frequesnted take solace in the fact that Punjabi Revenge will be taken out of the clients' asses.

Interestingly, by substituting all occurances of the word 'love' for 'curry' in the Johnny Cash song, "Ring of Fire", you will find that he is actually describing this phenomenon.

Today I have been less than productive in the office. This was mainly due to experiencing a spot of Punjabi Revenge. I would wager that I have spent as much time sitting on the toilet as at my desk. I also think my ring is bleeding. I genuinely wish I were dead.

Punjabi Revenge by Lukenestler November 16, 2006