pondula

A major problem

Teaching President Bush how to speak
proper English would be a pondula.

by Barbara Wolfinger October 6, 2003

Pendulaphobia

The fear of hanging or swinging objects. Not to be confused with Kinetiphobia (the fear of movement).

The person who fears things like swings, pendulums, or wind chimes might have Pendulaphobia.

by pinkprincessbride May 7, 2020

Pongularity

The state of seemingly infinite smell one enters after a particularly hot, long and silent fart; a fart smell that refuses to leave.

"Windows and doors please, ladies and gents - I think I just created a pongularity".

by bobtext March 12, 2009

pondulate

1. To Ponder and contemplate at the same time

2. To think so intensely about something that it becomes retrogressive and you can feel your IQ dropping.

This research paper's got me soo messed up right now. I'm pondulating suicide! (But not really...)

I pondulated about your mom last night.

by Kequan May 15, 2008

podular device

The piece of plastic that holds all your music, that you plug headphones into to enjoy.

Could you please hand me my podular device

by pascaa November 29, 2007

Pongulating

The fourth science, the final frontier, yadda yadda yadda. It's great stuff, originated in use by microwave scientists, but now in general use for anything.

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1. "Don't let the sweetcorn pongulate too hard"- mum

2. "Dude I pongulated soooo hard last night!!"-Jamie

3. "Mate, he's up there pongulating Chardine."- Bekie

by Pongulation October 25, 2014

Pondslapper

A giant, single dreadlock which hangs off of the back of one’s head. It resembles a beaver’s tail.

Did you smell that hippy on the bus? Her pondslapper brushed against me and now I smell too.

by scookers September 8, 2019