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Pendulaphobia 

The fear of hanging or swinging objects. Not to be confused with Kinetiphobia (the fear of movement).
The person who fears things like swings, pendulums, or wind chimes might have Pendulaphobia.

Pongularity 

The state of seemingly infinite smell one enters after a particularly hot, long and silent fart; a fart smell that refuses to leave.
"Windows and doors please, ladies and gents - I think I just created a pongularity".
Pongularity by bobtext March 12, 2009

pondulate 

1. To Ponder and contemplate at the same time

2. To think so intensely about something that it becomes retrogressive and you can feel your IQ dropping.
This research paper's got me soo messed up right now. I'm pondulating suicide! (But not really...)

I pondulated about your mom last night.
pondulate by Kequan May 15, 2008

podular device 

The piece of plastic that holds all your music, that you plug headphones into to enjoy.
podular device by pascaa November 29, 2007

Pongulating 

The fourth science, the final frontier, yadda yadda yadda. It's great stuff, originated in use by microwave scientists, but now in general use for anything.

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1. "Don't let the sweetcorn pongulate too hard"- mum

2. "Dude I pongulated soooo hard last night!!"-Jamie

3. "Mate, he's up there pongulating Chardine."- Bekie
Pongulating by Pongulation October 25, 2014

Pondslapper 

A giant, single dreadlock which hangs off of the back of oneโ€™s head. It resembles a beaverโ€™s tail.
Did you smell that hippy on the bus? Her pondslapper brushed against me and now I smell too.
Pondslapper by scookers September 8, 2019
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wifeโ€™s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž
Wifeโ€™s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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