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puddle ponderer

(1) One who ponders puddles

(2) One who over analyzes every detail of life and perceives meaning in objects or ideas that have none.
Guy: This morning I was looking at a drop of dew on a freshly mowed blade of grass and it made me think of how a human life can be cut down so cruelly by perfectionism.

Girl: I'm sorry, I can't take you seriously. You're such a puddle ponderer.
puddle ponderer by jubezz October 30, 2010
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Cock Ponderer 

Someone who is constantly thinking about the cock. The person whose ideas either become drafted into cock masterpieces, or they become a cock fiend and sell drugs to get some cock.
Damn, man, that chick was fiending for your D. I'm telling you, bro, she's a serious cock ponderer.
Cock Ponderer by lTronHubbard August 25, 2008

Trash Panderer 

Noun;

-An individual of a marginalized demographic (PoC, LGBTQ, etc) who espouses views that are antithetical to the character, societal harmony, and well-being of their own demographic for the purposes of profit.

-An individual who espouses views that traditional adversaries of their own race, religion, ethnic origin, sexual orientation or identity, gender, or other cultural disposition, agree with and react by in some way compensating the individual either directly or indirectly.

- An individual who seeks profit by compromising their own demographic, specifically using media and networking.

Etymological/Cultural note: "Trash Panda" is a linguistic reference to a raccoon, due to the observation that raccoons invade trash containers looking for food, and they are somewhat 'panda' like. "Trash Panderer" was deliberately constructed to reflect a racial epithet that is currently being used by people of the Black community to describe black people who espouse an anti-black narrative for profit.
-"Candy Orrins is a straight coon ho!"
"Yeah, that trash-pandering b*tch is pulling down cash by stomping on us."

- "Mike Massaw, black man turned white-trash panderer..."

- "He's telling homophobes that gay men are child molesters. That makes him a hypocrite and a trash-panderer."

- "Conservatives love a trash panderer to come along and tell them they're 'Totally Not Racist™', they love hearing a black woman tell them that."
Trash Panderer by BsBuzzsaw August 16, 2020

pondered 

Thought about
She pondered the fact.
pondered by giggirl2005 April 10, 2017

Plondererer 

(pluh-bles-tree-vlee-ock) a human who often flops on the floor like a fish without being flibble.
"I hate jeff"
"is it because he's a plondererer (pluh-bles-tree-vlee-ock)?"
"precisely!"
Plondererer by Maakcy January 26, 2025

Ponderean Scramble

An omelette with celery and ham that is mashed/cut up when soft/"just cooked" and served in a bowl.
1-"Dammit, I messed up my omelette! It's broken apart and it's soft!"

2-"Does it have celery and ham in it?"

1-"Yes"

2-"Chuck it in a bowl and you have yourself some Ponderean Scramble"
Ponderean Scramble by HauntedArmour February 17, 2026

Ball Powderer 

(noun) Person or people who are overly sensitive to their inferiors or direct employees feelings and goes above and beyond to baby or provide as much help and cheerleading as humanly possible. Doing so much to help the person and baby them, they even go as far to apply powder on said persons balls. One who is an enabler of people who think they are doing the most difficult task in the world.
"Damn, Tom's such a ball Powderer, he would never tell someone to stop playing video games on the clock"

" Lineman coach is such a ball Powderer, he's not making them do sprints tonight"
Ball Powderer by Yolosaurus July 9, 2019