Definitions by lTronHubbard
Cock Smuggler
One who sneaks cock across the border of two countries in order to avoid paying taxes on said cock. Usually through posterior means.
Cock Smuggler by LTronHubbard October 6, 2008
Chebra
a.) The ultimate slang combination of "yeah" and "brah". Ch'yeah, bra. Shortened to simply chebra.
b.) A fusion of a cheetah and a zebra. Rather impossible.
b.) A fusion of a cheetah and a zebra. Rather impossible.
Chebra by lTronHubbard August 26, 2008
Douche pube
When someone is clearly a douche bag, but at the same time they are so insignificant to you, they're like a pubic hair found on a urinal cake in a truck stop.
Douche pube by lTronHubbard August 25, 2008
Cock Ponderer
Someone who is constantly thinking about the cock. The person whose ideas either become drafted into cock masterpieces, or they become a cock fiend and sell drugs to get some cock.
Cock Ponderer by lTronHubbard August 25, 2008
Ass pilates
A stretching exercise one does with their asshole to re-tighten it from all that anal/gay sex one has been having.
Dude, I heard Jesse's such a gay, he has to do ass pilates to keep himself from shitting everywhere.
Ass pilates by lTronHubbard August 25, 2008
Chuggernaut
One who can:
1.) Drink a 12 pack in one sitting, and in under an hour.
2.) Can shotgun 4 12 ounce beers in a row
3.) Can beer bong a 40 ounce
4.) Can shotgun 2 16 ounce tall boys in under 15 seconds.
5.) Can chug an entire pitcher
One is considered skilled in the art of chuggery if he can hit 3 of these 5.
1.) Drink a 12 pack in one sitting, and in under an hour.
2.) Can shotgun 4 12 ounce beers in a row
3.) Can beer bong a 40 ounce
4.) Can shotgun 2 16 ounce tall boys in under 15 seconds.
5.) Can chug an entire pitcher
One is considered skilled in the art of chuggery if he can hit 3 of these 5.
Dude, Laki just beer bonged an entire O.E. 40 ounce! WTF?!?!
Yeah, dude, that's why the back of his Sigma Nu jersey says "Chuggernaut".
Yeah, dude, that's why the back of his Sigma Nu jersey says "Chuggernaut".
Chuggernaut by lTronHubbard August 25, 2008
Ganjacologist
One who is proficient in the ganjacological arts. Can pick the sweetest cheeba cheeba from across the room, and is a weed-snob. Or they can just be an intense pot head.
Cash is definitely a ganjacologist.
Ganjacologist by lTronHubbard August 25, 2008