Definitions by HauntedArmour

Ponderean Scramble

An omelette with celery and ham that is mashed/cut up when soft/"just cooked" and served in a bowl.

1-"Dammit, I messed up my omelette! It's broken apart and it's soft!"

2-"Does it have celery and ham in it?"

1-"Yes"

2-"Chuck it in a bowl and you have yourself some Ponderean Scramble"

Ponderean Scramble by HauntedArmour February 17, 2026

The Fujimoto Effect

When a story is genuinely very well-written, is beautiful, perfect even... But it has a strong feature of NSFW content meaning liking it could make you seem weird.

This is named after Author/Mangaka "Tatsuki Fujimoto", who is well known for writing amazing stories yet constantly including sexual scenes that stop fans from sharing their his work without being judged.

(TBC, Being written by Tatsuki Fujimoto is not a requirement for the Fujimoto Effect to Apply)

"Mannn I love Fire Force but the fan service is outrageous"

"Ah, The Fujimoto Effect huh?"

"Yep"

The Fujimoto Effect by HauntedArmour October 23, 2025

Emo Nemo

Someone who is depressed and fits into the typical "emo" stereotype while also lacking a father.

"Oh my god, look at him, total Emo Nemo. Yep, depressed and looking for his dad."

Emo Nemo by HauntedArmour October 17, 2025

Necrocockblocked 

To be stopped from having sex, specifically with a corpse.

"I necrocockblocked him, he was going to have sex with the skeleton he found."

Necrocockblocked by HauntedArmour September 11, 2025