pondblast 

the act of vigorously masturbating into a large body of water.

ayo im kinda bored wanna go pondblasting at the lake

pondblast by Dalbaeba December 6, 2022

pondulate 

1. To Ponder and contemplate at the same time

2. To think so intensely about something that it becomes retrogressive and you can feel your IQ dropping.

This research paper's got me soo messed up right now. I'm pondulating suicide! (But not really...)

I pondulated about your mom last night.

pondulate by Kequan May 15, 2008

pondulating 

the act of dipping one's testicles into the ocean while holding on to a ocean vessel to determine the ocean's current.

I saw a guy pondulating while fishing.

pondulating by eduardofredico January 2, 2021

podblast 

The experience of receiving a text, tweet, email, Facebook message, etc. from a person while at that very moment listening to that person's voice on a podcast.

"LenPal podblasted me this morning; I got a text from him while I was listening to him on MC Hawking's Podcore Nerdcast."

podblast by LenPal May 19, 2014

PoopBlast 

When you are pooping and it hits the water and the water splashes up in your buttcrack

I love the feeling of a PoopBlast in my anus

PoopBlast by TheRealShrek August 23, 2016