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polytonic singing
singing two melodies at once, while when you're not focused on the higher notes behind it it just sounds like "EEEEEEEUUUUUUUUURRRRRREEEEEEEEEEH"
"EEEEEEEUUUUUEUEUUUEUUUEUURRRRRRREEEEEEHHHHH"
"what are you doing"
"im practicing my overtone polytonic singing"
"what are you doing"
"im practicing my overtone polytonic singing"
polytonic singing by valqrie February 23, 2023
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platonic kiss
A kiss between two people who are not in a romantic relationship and do not have romantic feelings for each other. Used mostly for kisses between friends, but it can also be used for family kisses.
A: "Did you kiss Mary yesterday?"
B: "Yeah, but there's nothing going on there. It was just a platonic kiss."
B: "Yeah, but there's nothing going on there. It was just a platonic kiss."
platonic kiss by Neg46 August 2, 2016
platonic crush
The feeling of giddiness and happiness towards someone you know without the romantic or sexual attraction accompanying a regular crush.
I love talking to and being around Max, even though a lot of what he says isn't true. I have a platonic crush on him.
platonic crush by beautifulmistake_13 June 2, 2011
Platonic Cuddling
Cuddling between two people, free from romantic or sexual desire, for either emotional closeness and sense of security, or physical comfort and warmth.
Platonic Cuddling by LilithXIII July 4, 2011
platonic soulmate
•like a soulmate but non romantic
•a best friend that you were meant to be best friends with
•when you love someone so much but you don’t want to date them and they’re not family
•Note: just like you can have a romantic crush you can also have a platonic crush called a squish
•a best friend that you were meant to be best friends with
•when you love someone so much but you don’t want to date them and they’re not family
•Note: just like you can have a romantic crush you can also have a platonic crush called a squish
Aimee: OMG, I love you Emily, you’re my platonic soulmate.
Emily: I love you too, i’ve had a squish on you for so long
Person 1:Oh are you two dating?
Person 2&3: no we’re just platonic soulmates
Emily: I love you too, i’ve had a squish on you for so long
Person 1:Oh are you two dating?
Person 2&3: no we’re just platonic soulmates
platonic soulmate by squishtomarry13 January 27, 2018
Platonic Marriage
Platonic Marriage is when you decided to go fuck it and marry your best friend(s) because who’s gonna stop you? God?? Any who the only benefits there are to being platonically married are tax benefits so have fun w that!!
Platonic Marriage by newwy February 24, 2021
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crunchy
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Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
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murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
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A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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