pollutant 

noun

1. The unfortunate genetic offcut of a push me pull you. A Poll-u-Tant. Can be seen on the cutting room floor of the classic film Doc. Doolittle or the lesser known blue movie version rated R18.

2. A sex act that involves instant custard and plastic sheets usually performed during fog.

3. A democratic system that gauges the amount of tantalizing that occurs at a given time in the population now archaic originally pronounced poll u'r tantalize?

1. "Wow. Look at that mess of an animal" "Oh, that's a Poll-u-tant"
2. "Fancy the pollutant this evening. It's looking a bit cloudy out there?" "Yeah, have you got the custard and sheets?" "yes" "well let's bang on!"
3. "Hello, i'm doing a poll to see how tantalizing you are. Would you take part in this survey?" "Oh, you're doing a poll-u-tant?" "yes, I am"

pollutant by mrsbadger July 16, 2011

pollutant 

noun. An enjoyable food stuff with the consistency of minced banjos. A terrine of soldiers ants. specially imported from Danish caves and eaten in Glasgow street markets.

Ock Aye. A fanceee a wee maxi pollutant fa me brekkie

pollutant by mrsbadger July 16, 2011

High Pollutant

A rich or wealthy person whose behavior, attitude, or personality is extremely toxic. Someone who may have money and status but spreads negativity, manipulation, or emotional damage to the people around them. Financially elite and morally contaminated.

She donates to every gala in the city, but behind closed doors she treats everyone like garbage — total high pollutant.

High Pollutant by BigWaveDiction April 16, 2026

oollutants 

something you say when you see a fly

isabelle: “ah, oollutants!”

oollutants by hdkdhdjdhdkbdjdbdjdbd October 1, 2020

Feed Polluting

Any unnecessary news or live feed on Facebook that is usually irrelevant information (bitchy statuses, quiz results, Facebook game results) that you have to scroll past.

"I don't care if Trish found a ugly ducking on farmville. i wish she'd stop Feed Polluting and not publish her results"

status update- Karli Doe- :'( wowww! I thought this time was going to be different..I got my hopes up again but u actually gave me a reason to! And now you do this! Definately am done with you and everything in my past! Effe you is what I have to say to you!!!

"Nobody cares about your life, but all your friends care that you're Feed Polluting their Facebook."

Feed Polluting by Asthenia_182 December 8, 2009

PolLunatic fringe 

PolLunatic Fringe - those candidates for office who only have a vague contact with reality.

Palin, Santorum and Bachmann are so out of touch with reality they're charter members of the PolLunatic Fringe.

PolLunatic fringe by docsterx June 30, 2011

pollutaholic 

An SUV-driving, non-recycling, non-composting, suburbanite who wastes natural resources to substantiate an unsustainable lifestyle; seemingly getting off on killing the planet.

Jimmy's dad works for the oil company, drives an SUV, and throws beer bottles out onto the highway; he's a pollutaholic.

pollutaholic by gogreen August 5, 2008