politus 

An nagging condition often seen on pole dancers, symptoms include itching and burning.

That "bitch" has been swinging on the pole for so long she has developed chronic Politus.

politus by StainsandSmears February 3, 2017

Politischool 

A school system where all decisions are political and renders the entire educational environment stagnant and regressive. An atmosphere characterized by an uneducated school board who makes decisions based on what is politically popular than what is correct for children.
This type of mindset and action leaves the system in a hopeless state of confusion.

Teacher#1: "What is the name of that school where the school board is the laughing stock of Oklahoma?"

Teacher#2: "Pawhuska, Oklahoma. That place is nothing but a mess of good old boy politics."

Teacher#1: "What a politischool crap hole!"

Politischool by skypie October 12, 2011

politux 

The political views espoused by the open source and free software movements.

I know more about politux now because I converted the school's computer lab to linux.

politux by Blunt Roller May 11, 2009

Politesque 

A word to describe things that are hypocritical in nature or things that you can't remove hypocrisy

John: "Brandon claims to be Vegan but eats gourmet steaks every day! That's Politesque!"

Politesque by Poliman_2358 November 17, 2021

Tom Polites 

Famous twitch streamer Tom Polites who is mostly know for his beautiful boobs.

Did you feel Tom Polites boobs? They are so soft.

Tom Polites by northhhhhh July 1, 2021

politisophical

Of or relating to a matter that is both political and philosophical.

Max: Man, you know what. Have you ever thought about war? I mean, jeez man, its like, life or death. Its so...final. And the countries just let people do it man, just let em die...

Mike: Max, shut up. You're getting politisophical. Now pack another bowl and pass that shit!

politisophical by chris1234A September 26, 2007

Politis Wasted

when blood alcohol content is greater than 0.10
Extreme levels of politis intoxication can lead to projectile vomitting, hitting the folks, and jamming to your spirit animal, Lil Uzi

Yo in Montreal I'm gonna get Politis WASTED!

Politis Wasted by HennyGang January 24, 2017