Definitions by StainsandSmears

burp breeze 

The disgusting foul smelled breeze that blows across your face when someone Burps at close range

Frank was drinking beer and talking to Jane when Frank belched into her face deliberately , creating a powerful and smelly Burp Breeze that sent Jane back several feet.

burp breeze by StainsandSmears April 18, 2018

blizzard of ahhs 

When 5 or more guys cum in a girls face at the same time producing a white out effect on the girls vision.

The whole football team had their way sexually with Jenny and finished her off with a Blizzard of Ahhs so bad she couldn't see clearly for a week .

blizzard of ahhs by StainsandSmears April 18, 2018

politus 

An nagging condition often seen on pole dancers, symptoms include itching and burning.

That "bitch" has been swinging on the pole for so long she has developed chronic Politus.

politus by StainsandSmears February 3, 2017