The oldest two professions are prostitutes and politicians respectively. You pay them both, you choose them both, and they both look to fuck you. Therefore... they are politutes.

politute by Woody Anderson August 6, 2011

Related Words

politux • politute • politus • Poliuxx • G-Yo Politix

G-Yo Politix

Term coined by Rod "Politico" Adkins to describe his relationships with other artists and labels across the map.

We had some beef with these suburban cats in St. Cloud, MN. They couldn't hold us in a single battle, they ain't ready for this level of G-Yo Politix

G-Yo Politix by Rod "Politico" Adkins May 17, 2006

politus

An nagging condition often seen on pole dancers, symptoms include itching and burning.

That "bitch" has been swinging on the pole for so long she has developed chronic Politus.

politus by StainsandSmears February 3, 2017

politute

Politicians who sell their political bodies.

......so and so voted no but after a long complimentary vacation changed said vote to yes , wink , such is a politute

politute by Bunny Skylar March 18, 2010

Poliuxx

Best lol player ever. The teacher of faker.

Poliuxx is the only god.

Poliuxx by Snakery July 24, 2017

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 15, 2026