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polite sex

Boring Wife Sex. Get the job done.
I had polite sex last night with my boring wife.
polite sex by ooooghhye March 9, 2016

sex police 

Peculiar to Perthshire, Scotland.

When you fall asleep at a party/gathering and a bunch of your mates run in naked and jump on you shouting "sex police!!" in a extreamly high pitched, camp German accent.

Almost always happens when there is no girls at the party/gathering.
Potter: "Rams, Ewan's fallen asleep. Wanna sex police him?"
Rams: "Haha, aye alright."

*2 minutes later...

Rams and Potter: "Sex Police!!!!!!" (Jump on Ewan)
Ewan: "Arrrgh! Aw naww!"
sex police by Jupiterthecity May 31, 2006

Butt Sex Police 

The police who enjoy shoving things up your anoos.
BWOOP BWOOP!! Butt Sex Police alert, stick it in his anoos!
Butt Sex Police by Butt Sex Police February 24, 2005

sex police 

the police of sex
sex police by jimmy.S. May 13, 2022

Politi-Sexual 

Someone who is attracted to another based on their political beliefs.
Andy: dude there’s something about these god fearing, gun toting Republican chicks that turn me on

Greg: bro it sounds like you’re Politi-Sexual

Police-sexual 

A person sexualy atrracted to police officers

Also what the fuck is wrong with you
Person:Im attracted to police officers, I'm police-sexual

Police:hi

Person:EEEEEEEE