polite sex
When you have plain old missionary style sex. Nothing wild or crazy or all that fun.
When sex becomes a chore.
When sex becomes a chore.
polite sex by Lordnova March 25, 2016
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polite sex by ooooghhye March 9, 2016
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sex police
Peculiar to Perthshire, Scotland.
When you fall asleep at a party/gathering and a bunch of your mates run in naked and jump on you shouting "sex police!!" in a extreamly high pitched, camp German accent.
Almost always happens when there is no girls at the party/gathering.
When you fall asleep at a party/gathering and a bunch of your mates run in naked and jump on you shouting "sex police!!" in a extreamly high pitched, camp German accent.
Almost always happens when there is no girls at the party/gathering.
Potter: "Rams, Ewan's fallen asleep. Wanna sex police him?"
Rams: "Haha, aye alright."
*2 minutes later...
Rams and Potter: "Sex Police!!!!!!" (Jump on Ewan)
Ewan: "Arrrgh! Aw naww!"
Rams: "Haha, aye alright."
*2 minutes later...
Rams and Potter: "Sex Police!!!!!!" (Jump on Ewan)
Ewan: "Arrrgh! Aw naww!"
sex police by Jupiterthecity May 31, 2006
Butt Sex Police
Butt Sex Police by Butt Sex Police February 24, 2005
sex police
sex police by jimmy.S. May 13, 2022
Politi-Sexual
Andy: dude there’s something about these god fearing, gun toting Republican chicks that turn me on
Greg: bro it sounds like you’re Politi-Sexual
Greg: bro it sounds like you’re Politi-Sexual
Politi-Sexual by Sharp dressed Dan August 9, 2020
Police-sexual
Police-sexual by What-is-wrong-with-you June 23, 2020
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Bob: Literally 1984!
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"My salad days,
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