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Don't touch my anoos, it will make me poop my pants.
When you touch my anooses I pee.
anoos by shenderon August 30, 2012
Words you can keep
Reffering to the anus, used strictly with the Butt Sex Police. Anoos!@#!
The butt sex police came in and shouted, shove it up his anoos!
anoos by Butt Sex Police February 24, 2005
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Anoos(Ah noose) is Borat Sagdiyev’s way of pronouncing, Anus.
Some ways to use the word could be:
Ouch I hurt my anoos”
“No, we can not have sexy time with my anoos”
“Damn, her anoos is big

*make sure to put on your best Kazakh accent too*
Anoos by SUPERWOGFAN100 December 3, 2023

Anoos lever 

A lever near the anus which, when pulled, releases a gushing torrent of dook, pus, and other generally reesty liquids, which burst forth from the anoos with such force as to completely obliterate the person attached to said anoos.
Guy1:Hey whats this one do?
guy2: No dont pull that its my anoos lever.
guy1:too late.
Anoos lever by Bradibulbus August 11, 2010

anoos kahempell 

Theatrical name for one’s backside
Oh , Steady on Barty , you are becoming a veritable pain in one’s anoos kahempell

chrum in my anoos

the feeling you get after speaking to someone who has a sleeve of wizard.
How was it riding on a bus with Jim all summer?

Oh, you know, sort of like chrum in my anoos!
chrum in my anoos by Western III 2007 September 9, 2007

Bumpin' Anoos 

Bumpin' Anoos is when one anus makes sexual contact with another anus. The art of bumpin' is a delicate matter of iron-clad dedication, preternatural precision, and flexible butt cheeks. You may hear that pop from afar.
Did you know that Richard Pryor and Marlon Brando were bumpin' anoos?

Bumpin' anoos is a young man's game.
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