Polar Express

When a woman has something cold in her mouth (ie. ice cream, ice chips),while giving oral pleasure to a man.

Big Red received a Polar Express from his wife last night for taking out the trash.

by bigredmoosekrash July 27, 2006

Polar Express

Sliding a cylindrical freezer pack into a rubber balloon (with no air/helium in it) pissing in it, then putting it in the freezer for a few hours, then taking it out and shoving it up your ass and or vagina until you cum.

"Mark gave himself a good Polar Express last night, im still cleaning the kitchen floor."

by Nickb123 November 27, 2012

polar express

running a train on someone with tom hanks

me and tom hanks ran a polar express on some girl yesterday, she was litterally star struck.

by p.nasty January 10, 2012

Polar Express

When you fist your significant other with a handful of ice cubes in your hands

You wanna know whats better than a minivan a Polar Express!

by NotTonyHawk November 14, 2020

Polar express

The favorite Christmas movie of people born between 2003-2006, based on a book by *Googles* Chris Van Allsburg. In 2017 it became the dank express, DEJA VU! Its cast consists of Tom Hanks, Tom Hanks, Tom Hanks, Tom Hanks, Tom Hanks, Tom Hanks, and a special guest appearance of Tom Hanks.

The polar express is the most epic Christmas movie.
Oh look, there's at least one definition here that's not sexual.

by anonymous May 27, 2021

polar express

When you freeze a piece of turd and use it as a dildo

+do you want some of my turd for a polar express?
-yeah sure
+its a bit runny
-no thanks then

"Do you want to ride the polar express?"

by Conductor sam July 28, 2008

polar express

another term for running train; fucking a girl in a cold environment, such as in snow or in a cold car during winter

example 1

Bro, I got a setup. Fire up the Polar Express!

example 2

I turned off the heat and polar expressed her all night.

example 3

All Aboard The Polar Express!

by Dr. Fuckatis Enla Butticus September 21, 2010