polar express

running a train on someone with tom hanks

me and tom hanks ran a polar express on some girl yesterday, she was litterally star struck.

by p.nasty January 06, 2012

polar express

When you freeze a piece of turd and use it as a dildo

+do you want some of my turd for a polar express?
-yeah sure
+its a bit runny
-no thanks then

"Do you want to ride the polar express?"

by Conductor sam January 08, 2006

polar express

another term for running train; fucking a girl in a cold environment, such as in snow or in a cold car during winter

example 1

Bro, I got a setup. Fire up the Polar Express!

example 2

I turned off the heat and polar expressed her all night.

example 3

All Aboard The Polar Express!

by Dr. Fuckatis Enla Butticus September 21, 2010

polar express

when you stick a tube that blows freezing air up your buttox hole and freezes you poo load. Thus making you poo come out in solid chunks of ice

Bob was bored so he decided to have a polar express session.

by big mama man September 11, 2010

The Polar Express

The Polar Express is a 1985 children's book (ISBN 0-86264-143-8) written and illustrated by Chris Van Allsburg, a former professor at the Rhode Island School of Design.

Guy 1: Yo, have you read The Polar Express?

Guy 2: Yeah, man, it's the shiiiiiiiiiiiiit.

by yoloboyswag420 August 09, 2014

The Polar Express

When a condom is slid onto a cylindrical object such as a dildo, cucumber, ect and then placed in a freezer until the condom is frozen stiff. (The use of popsicals is also permitted)

You can either attempt to put the condom on your penis however this is not recommended, think "tongue to frozen flag pole" or leave the condom on the cylindrical object and attempt to slide the frozen condom into a woman's vagina while making the "choo choo!" sound.

She kept complaining how hot it was in the room when we were having sex, so I told her to put her hands over her eyes, and play with herself for a second until I came back.

I left the room and pulled a Popsicle out of the freezer, and shoved the Popsicle in her vagina, shouting "choo choo bitch" I totally ran The Polar Express!

by Nerdious November 14, 2008

The Polar Express

The act of inserting an ice cube in the anus or another.

Hold on baby, here comes the Polar Express!

by Aaron 156 July 17, 2006