polanowski 

a chicken farmer who lives in haunted house and cannot dance.

Don't get Polanowski eggs or you risk bringing home a poltergeist.

polanowski by zoopdidoo July 9, 2014

Polanski 

An indignant justification or excuse that bear no relevance to what one is being accused of.

When I asked him if he committed the crime, he scoffed that it was impossible for him to have done so, because he was a well-regarded Hollywood director. I knew this was no more than a Polanski.

or

His Polanski for robbing the bank was that it was okay for HIM to do it, because he needed the funds to buy a pool and was otherwise a good person.

Polanski by LaComtesse September 30, 2009

Polanski 

Polanski: A horrible excuse and/or justification for a heinous crime

The child rapist was quoted as giving the following Polanski, "But thirteen year olds are so cute! And she had a vagina and everything. What was I supposed to do?"

Polanski by fuckromanpolanski September 30, 2009

Roman Polanski 

Pronoun, Transitive Verb, Adjective, or Verb;

The act of dressing up your partner to look like a thirteen year old boy/girl, committing unlawful sexual acts with that partner then fleeing the country in which the act was committed.

ex:
Brandon: Holy shit! Did you hear what Tosh did to his girlfriend?

Billy: No.

Brandon: We were all out drinking last Tuesday, and I think he might of pulled a Roman Polanski on her. I haven't seen him at work since...

Billy: My gosh! Well that explains the braggadocios phone calls from France, but not his absence from work.

France director sex molestation pervert pedophile Rosemary's Baby The Pianist The Ghost Writer Charlie Manson Tony Romo

Roman Polanski by Malbojia September 21, 2010

Polanski'd 

To discover a horrible flaw or truth about someone that forces you to completely re-evaluate your impression of that person.

From 'Roman Polanski' the film director who drugged and raped a thirteen year old girl.

"I thought Dave was a pretty cool guy, then I discovered he EATS kittens!"
"You just got Polanski'd."

"I used to love The Ninth Gate, then I found out what the director did."

"All these things I keep hearing about Woody Allen ."
"Yeah, he just got Polanski'd."

Polanski'd by flashwildecard February 1, 2014

Roman Polanski 

A disgusting bastard who raped a child. He is the reason I don't give a damn about the Oscars anymore.

Oscar voters: Roman is a good director so all is forgiven.
Me: You guys need to go to hell.

Roman Polanski by Hell is beside you, Roman September 20, 2003

Roman Polanski'd a chick 

When you Roman Polanski a bitch you flee the country after sleeping with an underage chick.

Tom: Hey Dave, want to come over later and watch a movie?
Dave: I can't man, I Roman Polanski'd a chick last night and am now in Yugoslavia.
Tom: lol

Roman Polanski'd a chick by lolroflwtflolz October 7, 2009