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Polonium Cocktail

1. A mixed drink. It can be made with any combination of liquers or soft drinks. The only salient ingredient is Polonium 210 (Po-210). Po-210 is an alpha emitter that has a half-life of 138.376 days. A milligram of Po-210 emits about as many alpha particles per second as 4.5 grams of Radium-226. As such, an extremely small amount (50 nanograms!) that is ingested will result in a painful death that takes several weeks to complete. Hence a Polonium Cocktail is NOT something you want to order from your bartender.

Po-210 poisioning is an assassination technique that was developed by the KGB in the 1970s. The Po-210 poisoning of Alexander Litvinenko in 2006, allegedly by former KGB agents Andrei Lugovoi and Dmitri Kovtun, after Litvinenko wrote scathing books about Vladimir Putin, shows that the assassination technique is still in use by the current Russian trauponcracy.
If you criticize Vladimir Putin, he'll send you a Polonium Cocktail. Just ask Alexander Litvinenko. Wait, you can't, because he's dead.

Polonium Radon 

The periodic table version of porn, often selected over other ionic compounds because the two elements' symbols together create the compound PoRn, spelling porn.
Man 1: Hey man, did you catch that PoRn last night?
Man 2: Aw yeah, the atoms in the Polonium were so raw, and it went well with the gassy Radon.
Man 1: Polonium Radon is the best!
Polonium Radon by Horny and Porny October 24, 2017

polonipwned 

The act of being killed (pwned) by the radioactive element Polonium 210.
Alexander Litvinenko, the spy, got polonipwned by "Mother Russia."
polonipwned by Sirar December 1, 2006

Polonial-Gay 

An ancient British aristocratic family now found frequenting East Coast squash tournaments, psychoanalytic symposiums and scotch tastings.
Ohh I do love spending a good weekend in my Nantucket Reds with the Polonial-Gays.
Polonial-Gay by kedlover01 May 20, 2010

Potonion 

(Put-un-ion) Stank-ass body oder. If a rotten potato sleeps with an onion...
When you work all day in the sun while wearing a turtle neck, then you take it off and your friends run....You smell like a potonion....or a Russian.
Potonion by thelittleton... October 4, 2008

Polonius 

Someone who is a busybody, looks over shoulders, always wants to hear what is going on. Can be used for many other things. To describe someone who has an unpleasant or annoying attitude.
"Why are you looking over my shoulder? Quit being such a Polonius!"

"Why are you still talking, you Polonius fool?"

"You need to drop this Polonius attitude."

Person 1: "Keep it 235! Homeslice!"

Person 2: "Shut up, you sound Polonius"
Polonius by PeatMoss October 3, 2012