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poloninja 

Sneaks into your house like a ninja and rapes you against your will. Its not rape if she likes it is his slogan and he squirts like a fountain. Some guys wish to be rapes by him
I wish i got poloninjaed instead of that queer!
poloninja by DomSuxDik August 20, 2017
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pedoninja 

a pedophile so sneaky and discreet, you never see him coming or going.
he hides in the shadows, attacks, and leaves before you can even say "doughnut."
Child: Officer! I didn't even see him, it's just a blur now!
Police: Young lad, I'm sorry to say that you are a victim of a pedoninja.
pedoninja by pednoninjaXO February 7, 2010

peoples poonina

when you get the people as a whole to run train on someone's butthole.
ooo that nigga is gay, he asked for the peoples poonina.
A small, skilled bullet-shaped being that wears a cloak exposing only it's face. They have no arms, feet, or legs, only floating hands. Poninjas are experts with any weapon, both prodjectile and melee.

To see the poninjas in action, visit www.poninjas.com
The poninja skillfully thwacked the soldier with a long stick.
Poninja by AngryMouse14 April 10, 2004

pooninator 

someone who is addicted to poon.
sean is a pooninator.
pooninator by martabus August 27, 2008

Photoninja

A synonym for a Photobomber.
One might refer to the Photoninja as a more well refined version of your typical Photobomber.
Sometimes you don't notice the Photoninja until it's way too late...and if you look closely at the picture, there might be more them very well hidden.
Plus Ninjas are cool - numerous websites have verified that!


Biff: Hey, how that person get into my picture? I've never noticed that before!
Kipper: It's a "Photoninja". No one ever sees them come and go until it's too late
Biff: Wow, that's like photoshopping someone into the pic, but for real. Sweeeeet!
Photoninja by Albert H October 16, 2008
is a vietnienese irish and puerto rican women are grumpy and bitchy are easy annoyed by the little things
this polonia chick
Polonia by robjhump February 25, 2010
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