Sneaks into your house like a ninja and rapes you against your will. Its not rape if she likes it is his slogan and he squirts like a fountain. Some guys wish to be rapes by him
a pedophile so sneaky and discreet, you never see him coming or going.
he hides in the shadows, attacks, and leaves before you can even say "doughnut."
Child: Officer! I didn't even see him, it's just a blur now!
Police: Young lad, I'm sorry to say that you are a victim of a pedoninja.
A small, skilled bullet-shaped being that wears a cloak exposing only it's face. They have no arms, feet, or legs, only floating hands. Poninjas are experts with any weapon, both prodjectile and melee.
To see the poninjas in action, visit www.poninjas.com
A synonym for a Photobomber.
One might refer to the Photoninja as a more well refined version of your typical Photobomber.
Sometimes you don't notice the Photoninja until it's way too late...and if you look closely at the picture, there might be more them very well hidden.
Plus Ninjas are cool - numerous websites have verified that!
Biff: Hey, how that person get into my picture? I've never noticed that before!
Kipper: It's a "Photoninja". No one ever sees them come and go until it's too late
Biff: Wow, that's like photoshopping someone into the pic, but for real. Sweeeeet!
another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they'resober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.