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pedoninja
a pedophile so sneaky and discreet, you never see him coming or going.
he hides in the shadows, attacks, and leaves before you can even say "doughnut."
he hides in the shadows, attacks, and leaves before you can even say "doughnut."
Child: Officer! I didn't even see him, it's just a blur now!
Police: Young lad, I'm sorry to say that you are a victim of a pedoninja.
Police: Young lad, I'm sorry to say that you are a victim of a pedoninja.
pedoninja by pednoninjaXO February 7, 2010
Related Words
poloninja • Poo ninja • polonia • pedoninja • Poninja • pooninator • peoples poonina • Photo Ninja • Poop Ninja • poke ninja
peoples poonina
peoples poonina by Rizzuto and man meat February 2, 2009
Poninja
A small, skilled bullet-shaped being that wears a cloak exposing only it's face. They have no arms, feet, or legs, only floating hands. Poninjas are experts with any weapon, both prodjectile and melee.
To see the poninjas in action, visit www.poninjas.com
To see the poninjas in action, visit www.poninjas.com
Poninja by AngryMouse14 April 10, 2004
Photoninja
A synonym for a Photobomber.
One might refer to the Photoninja as a more well refined version of your typical Photobomber.
Sometimes you don't notice the Photoninja until it's way too late...and if you look closely at the picture, there might be more them very well hidden.
Plus Ninjas are cool - numerous websites have verified that!
One might refer to the Photoninja as a more well refined version of your typical Photobomber.
Sometimes you don't notice the Photoninja until it's way too late...and if you look closely at the picture, there might be more them very well hidden.
Plus Ninjas are cool - numerous websites have verified that!
Biff: Hey, how that person get into my picture? I've never noticed that before!
Kipper: It's a "Photoninja". No one ever sees them come and go until it's too late
Biff: Wow, that's like photoshopping someone into the pic, but for real. Sweeeeet!
Kipper: It's a "Photoninja". No one ever sees them come and go until it's too late
Biff: Wow, that's like photoshopping someone into the pic, but for real. Sweeeeet!
Photoninja by Albert H October 16, 2008
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