Noun: Meaningless woke related talk or activity, often designed to draw attention away from and disguise what is actually happening.
Everything was going well at the party until this googly-eyed, left-wing hipster showed up and began to blurt out some wokus pokus to draw away from the fact that he soiled his skinny jeans.
by La Pluma May 13, 2021
by Duble-R January 30, 2003
An anime about boys who look like girls at first but after there panties are gone you regret everything and if you can make it past the car sene then you are a god
Btw it's a hentai
Btw it's a hentai
by Neko neko nee March 1, 2017
The ever increasingly deranged nonsense spouted by the wokerati. The more woke the individual, the greater their level of wokus pokus bullshit.
Carmel is doing my head in with all her wokus pokus. I'm sick and tired of her claiming to be offended by everything and wish she'd just piss off.
by EuroTour Commander [retired] January 8, 2021
The invocation of race, sexuality or gender to repel or attract criticism of a corporate product to raise its profile whilst lending itself a cynical veneer of virtue.
Movie/product/commercial created to cause controversy.
Social media backlash, argument and bad feeling raise the profile of movie/product/commercial.
Corporation tweets:
‘You just didn’t like the movie/product/commercial because you are a racist/homophobe/sexist/transphobe/gammon/nazi.’
Response:
Wokus Pokus. #wokuspokus
Social media backlash, argument and bad feeling raise the profile of movie/product/commercial.
Corporation tweets:
‘You just didn’t like the movie/product/commercial because you are a racist/homophobe/sexist/transphobe/gammon/nazi.’
Response:
Wokus Pokus. #wokuspokus
by Hypnotron January 13, 2021
You're such a Jeremy Adu-Poku
by jeremyadupoku September 21, 2023