Noun: Meaningless woke related talk or activity, often designed to draw attention away from and disguise what is actually happening.
Everything was going well at the party until this googly-eyed, left-wing hipster showed up and began to blurt out some wokus pokus to draw away from the fact that he soiled his skinny jeans.
by La Pluma May 12, 2021
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by Duble-R January 30, 2003
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Carmel is doing my head in with all her wokus pokus. I'm sick and tired of her claiming to be offended by everything and wish she'd just piss off.
by EuroTour Commander [retired] January 7, 2021
Get the wokus pokus mug.I could be wrong, but I belive hokus pokus board translates from "crazed old dude" speak as skateboard
hokus pokus coming from the latin word herk polk meaning magic ways and skateboard coming from punk meaning board with wheels
old dudes get confused when they see a olly so they tend to think that the board is magic
hokus pokus coming from the latin word herk polk meaning magic ways and skateboard coming from punk meaning board with wheels
old dudes get confused when they see a olly so they tend to think that the board is magic
"You damn kids, get off my proporty with them there hokus pokus boards! this heres private popertie!" no its not u stupid old hag its a sidewalk which is owned by the city
by Crazed old dude October 20, 2009
Get the hokus pokus board mug.The invocation of race, sexuality or gender to repel or attract criticism of a corporate product to raise its profile whilst lending itself a cynical veneer of virtue.
Movie/product/commercial created to cause controversy.
Social media backlash, argument and bad feeling raise the profile of movie/product/commercial.
Corporation tweets:
‘You just didn’t like the movie/product/commercial because you are a racist/homophobe/sexist/transphobe/gammon/nazi.’
Response:
Wokus Pokus. #wokuspokus
Social media backlash, argument and bad feeling raise the profile of movie/product/commercial.
Corporation tweets:
‘You just didn’t like the movie/product/commercial because you are a racist/homophobe/sexist/transphobe/gammon/nazi.’
Response:
Wokus Pokus. #wokuspokus
by Hypnotron January 13, 2021
Get the Wokus Pokus mug.Divine magic encapsulated in a pill of Adderall. 1/2 hour after ingestion you feel the Pocus and begin to Focus.
"When you have those 3 tests and 2 papers due tomorrow and you haven't done anything for them yet, you need to hit that Focus Pocus."
by Pornelius Hubert October 25, 2018
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