Pokus 

I love you in a made up language

Pokus Ema ❤

Pokus by Basmaisbaebitchhh April 18, 2016

Wokus Pokus 

Noun: Meaningless woke related talk or activity, often designed to draw attention away from and disguise what is actually happening.

Everything was going well at the party until this googly-eyed, left-wing hipster showed up and began to blurt out some wokus pokus to draw away from the fact that he soiled his skinny jeans.

Wokus Pokus by La Pluma May 12, 2021

hokus pokus 

stress weed; false marijuana.

That stankin as ho gave me some stress weed.

hokus pokus by Duble-R January 30, 2003

wokus pokus 

The ever increasingly deranged nonsense spouted by the wokerati. The more woke the individual, the greater their level of wokus pokus bullshit.

Carmel is doing my head in with all her wokus pokus. I'm sick and tired of her claiming to be offended by everything and wish she'd just piss off.

wokus pokus by EuroTour Commander [retired] January 7, 2021

hokus pokus board 

I could be wrong, but I belive hokus pokus board translates from "crazed old dude" speak as skateboard

hokus pokus coming from the latin word herk polk meaning magic ways and skateboard coming from punk meaning board with wheels

old dudes get confused when they see a olly so they tend to think that the board is magic

"You damn kids, get off my proporty with them there hokus pokus boards! this heres private popertie!" no its not u stupid old hag its a sidewalk which is owned by the city

hokus pokus board by Crazed old dude October 20, 2009

Wokus Pokus 

The invocation of race, sexuality or gender to repel or attract criticism of a corporate product to raise its profile whilst lending itself a cynical veneer of virtue.

Movie/product/commercial created to cause controversy.

Social media backlash, argument and bad feeling raise the profile of movie/product/commercial.

Corporation tweets:

‘You just didn’t like the movie/product/commercial because you are a racist/homophobe/sexist/transphobe/gammon/nazi.’

Response:

Wokus Pokus. #wokuspokus

Wokus Pokus by Hypnotron January 13, 2021

Focus Pocus 

Divine magic encapsulated in a pill of Adderall. 1/2 hour after ingestion you feel the Pocus and begin to Focus.

"When you have those 3 tests and 2 papers due tomorrow and you haven't done anything for them yet, you need to hit that Focus Pocus."

Focus Pocus by Pornelius Hubert October 25, 2018

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)

"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."

mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005

Shakira Law 

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.

Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it

Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025