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Wokus Pokus 

Noun: Meaningless woke related talk or activity, often designed to draw attention away from and disguise what is actually happening.
Everything was going well at the party until this googly-eyed, left-wing hipster showed up and began to blurt out some wokus pokus to draw away from the fact that he soiled his skinny jeans.
Wokus Pokus by La Pluma May 12, 2021
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hokus pokus 

That stankin as ho gave me some stress weed.
hokus pokus by Duble-R January 30, 2003

wokus pokus 

The ever increasingly deranged nonsense spouted by the wokerati. The more woke the individual, the greater their level of wokus pokus bullshit.
Carmel is doing my head in with all her wokus pokus. I'm sick and tired of her claiming to be offended by everything and wish she'd just piss off.

hokus pokus board 

I could be wrong, but I belive hokus pokus board translates from "crazed old dude" speak as skateboard

hokus pokus coming from the latin word herk polk meaning magic ways and skateboard coming from punk meaning board with wheels

old dudes get confused when they see a olly so they tend to think that the board is magic
"You damn kids, get off my proporty with them there hokus pokus boards! this heres private popertie!" no its not u stupid old hag its a sidewalk which is owned by the city

Wokus Pokus 

The invocation of race, sexuality or gender to repel or attract criticism of a corporate product to raise its profile whilst lending itself a cynical veneer of virtue.
Movie/product/commercial created to cause controversy.

Social media backlash, argument and bad feeling raise the profile of movie/product/commercial.

Corporation tweets:

‘You just didn’t like the movie/product/commercial because you are a racist/homophobe/sexist/transphobe/gammon/nazi.’

Response:

Wokus Pokus. #wokuspokus
Wokus Pokus by Hypnotron January 13, 2021

Focus Pocus 

Divine magic encapsulated in a pill of Adderall. 1/2 hour after ingestion you feel the Pocus and begin to Focus.
"When you have those 3 tests and 2 papers due tomorrow and you haven't done anything for them yet, you need to hit that Focus Pocus."
Focus Pocus by Pornelius Hubert October 25, 2018
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The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
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The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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