poknky

A fabled object that when held by someone, supposedly turns their brain into a conglomerate of stupidity and causes rapid brain-cell loss. Some people think a Poknky is actually a person, but nobody knows, because it has never been seen.

Tim: Woah, did you see that someone apparently found the Poknky?
Jwavious: The? I thought it was a person?
Tim: I don’t know, but not even a whole day later the dude turned crazy, and started making weird noises like “uh” and “auu” and only spoke in one-letter sentences.
Jwavious: What the f*ck

by Metacore October 16, 2022

Ponky rules

Slogan where everyone in the neighborhood looks after one another/ has another's back. Ponky is an abbreviation for Ponkapoag, a suburban neighborhood in Canton, MA outside of Boston, MA. Lots of parties, fun, #ponkahooplah

Police: Why won't you reveal who did it?
Me: Because Ponky rules.

by Ghhoste July 29, 2017

pokky

A Sexy MoFo that will steel your gurl and displays more confidence than you will in a life time. A Pokky is rare and should be cherished. A Pokky is also quick thinking and always ready to roast you.

My girlfriend left me for Pokky

by No but thankyou for offering October 31, 2017

pinky ponky

adj. Extremely small and/or cute, especially in reference to Japanese cars, homes, dogs, etc.

interj. When used with "teeny tiny", expresses amazement at the tiny size and/or cuteness of the object in question

Derived from Japanese stationery with typically obnoxiously cute chibi characters on it containing the Engrish phrase "teeny tiny pinky ponky"

Used mostly by Japanophiles, Japanoposeurs, and fat kids who love anime

That enormous fucking Hummer needs to be deported, but look at the pinky ponky car next to it!

by Chihaz August 30, 2008

poinky

Adjective - Describes nipples in a very erect state of being due to excitement, cold or stimulation. Poinky nipples are hard enough to cut glass.

Di's nipples became very poinky after I rubbed ice cubes on them.

by Chuck D. Bones September 11, 2009

Ponky

A females ponky is a way of saying vagina. Ponky originated in Harlow Town, Essex in the 70s. It has been passed down in a family for generations and they are on the adventure to make this word go viral.

Go and wash your dirty ponky.

by Ponky boy October 15, 2019

ponky pwosmie

a cooler, more swaggy, more stanky variation of a pinky promise

Him: Hey dude, I have a secret but you gotta ponky pwosmie you won't spill
Me: yeah dude fo sho I ponky pwosmie

by 1517ipvav8990 October 10, 2019