poklan 

originally derived from Brunei, it is a title/name calling bestowed to people who seem to posses the inability to spell / pronounce words in which these poklen do not realise that they are society's rejects (1).

These creatures come in packs and hangout usually in public where they can brandish thier retarded fashion so they would stand out (usually tight skinny jeans, checkered shoes,pants,shirt or even yellow jeans with a yellow shirt making them look like bananas in pajamas),sometimes wearing all black clothing is preferred but do not be confused with an emo because poklens are tight wearing ignorant son of a bitch who loves spikey hair and needs to be bitch slaped to make them come to thier senses.(2)

the behaviour of an average poklen is distinctive from society as they can be recognised immediately, they would chase girls and possibly milfs too. they would walk in a single file like ibans and basically be a retard.(3)

1. Yawzzz WhUtzZ$$ UPzzZPZZ AhaxAHAxx <3 LOlZzxzzz xoxoxox Bi@tc#

2.thier jeans are so tight that probably thier ball sack is completely separated into two or they might not have any genitals at all

3.poklan 1:yo that chickz iz finez

poklan 2:dude thats your sister !!!

poklan 1:but still i'd tap that ass

poklan by gradoss August 12, 2010

Poklen 

Screw all other fucking definitions. This is the right one. Well for all of you know, poklen is a word used in Brunei. People think they're so cool and getting a lot of attention from others. Well think again, you're not cool and it is a disgrace for using such worthless, grammar error and uneducated words.

As I'm saying, most poklens now have invaded facebook and twitter. How to recognize poklens in facebook? Easy, they are using undesirable profile name such like "Doubleonezerosix" "Nineteenzerothree" "thedeathcore" "SiiSayankku" "Tigapuluhribuantahsampai'mana" "Aku Sii Manja", naming a group like "Crowzz'X, " and whatever shits like that so on and forth. And also, they always post their status such as "Like eh my dp gengz" "aku tau aku bida or it means I know i'm ugly" like seriouly kid? If it's ugly, why are you posting it?

Some words that are used in poklen conversations are;

Sayang - sayank
Tu - toh
So - cho
Haha - ahakz
Miss - mishhh
like - loike

And so on. If you're not a poklen, you may recognize them more.

p.s; "Wort" is not a poklen word. "Wort" is an Australian accent.

Human 1: "Hey do you know this guy/girl: insert name Sii'PunaiAyam from facebook?

Human 2: "Oh! That person, he's/she's such a poklen. He/She always type me with the Z's and X's at every end of the letter. Last night he/she texted me "Aku sayank ia tohzz. Ehekzz"

Human 1: "Ew. What a sore lozer. As if he's/she's speaking like russian people with saliva raining in the air, spitting on the face.

Human 2: "I know right, so disgusting. Gonna unfriend him/her. Catch you later!"

Poklen by thissoawesome November 22, 2011

poklen 

A term used in Brunei Darussalam as a label to citizens(often the younger generations) that tries so hard to be as non-local as possible and fails to look or act proper in their attempt. often identified with poor fashion or naming sense, these "poklens" are often looked down upon.

It can be deduced that the origin of the word stems from the older generation of the local term "puak lain" which literally means other tribe (puak=tribe, lain=other). however due to slang and communication difference( which could be attributed to difficulty in talking due to age) between the older generation and the younger generation its form is slightly altered and merged into one word: "poklen" (Pok=Puak, len=Lain).

Judgmental person: " poklen eh ko ani".
example of olden sentence which could be used by older generations: " jangan tah di tiru poklen (puak lain) atu".

poklen by SimpleApple August 12, 2017

Pokwana 

Pokwana, son of Chief Menziwa, was a great leader of AmaZizi tribe, who are now occupying land around UnThentu in Umtata and Ngqutura between Engcobo and Idutwa in the Eastern Cape,this name has become used as a surname by the clan, submition by Prince Zuko Pokwana

Pokwana ka Menziwa ka Zangashe: all those were Chiefs of AmaZizi

Pokwana by Earl Zuko Pokwana July 9, 2003

Polanski 

An indignant justification or excuse that bear no relevance to what one is being accused of.

When I asked him if he committed the crime, he scoffed that it was impossible for him to have done so, because he was a well-regarded Hollywood director. I knew this was no more than a Polanski.

or

His Polanski for robbing the bank was that it was okay for HIM to do it, because he needed the funds to buy a pool and was otherwise a good person.

Polanski by LaComtesse September 30, 2009

Polander 

The kind of haircut young Polish men have. Not quite a skinhead, not quite a crew cut. A Polander.

"What will it be, sir?"
"A Polander, please"

Polander by LimmyDotCom April 1, 2009

Poland 

No one hates it more then Poles.

Is the living proof that the church should never be involved in Politics.

Polish people are stubborn yet very friendly! Also no one cooks better than a Polish grandma. Not that you’ll ever the receipt. And everyone has that one uncle that makes the best alcohol drinks ever.

As of 2017 Poland has gone back to the Middle Ages. Any day now anyone from the LGBT community will be burned at the stakes, if you just want to loosen the laws regarding abortion you join them. Also if the economic laws keep on as they are before the virus kills them, their economy will be killed by the government.

That’s what you get when the TRUE ruler is a duck. A DUCK!

Someone: Wow this country is beautiful! Let’s move here!

Someone 2: NO. ITS POLAND !
LGBT representative: *burns alive* yeah maybe let’s no stay here!!!

Poland by CR_ April 27, 2020