When your man chops poblano peppers for dinner, then proceeds to tickle your clitand finger your pussy, leading to your girl parts feeling like it's being burned by a welder's torch. Can also occur if the pepper was ingested orally, and you're foreplay leads to cunnilingus
I was diagnosed with poblanovaginitis after he sucked on my clit right after we just finished eating a spicy Mexican dinner.
“You never saw any other niggas on the line—hair aside, I usually passed. But Ma looked like the thing that didn’t belong. All the poblanos stared like we’d touched down from Mars.” From Lot, by Bryan Washington
A breed of dog that doesn’t exist. But when drunk people at the bar ask you what kind of dog that is, you say “poblano terrier”, and they walk off either like WTF, never heard of that, or ok…