poking ass

Poking Ass (verb) used to describe someone who is taking forever, probably because they are just sittin there poking their ass

-Where the fuck is Ziggy I wanna hit up this rager soon, I need to get my dick wet!
--He is poking ass right now, I have no idea what is taking him so long
-shiit

poking ass by WestTXLion September 4, 2009

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Poking your ass

To waste time, idle; trifle; loiter. To move slowly, languidly, or dilatorily; saunter.

Stop poking your ass and help me with these packages!

Poking your ass by AEI December 24, 2010

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poking your ass

Making fun of someone the wrong way

A - "I'm just poking your ass"

poking your ass by exampleusrname March 11, 2022

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semen puking asshole dickhead

the polite way of calling someone a dildo.

get away from me you semen puking asshole dickhead

semen puking asshole dickhead by Tyrone June 11, 2003

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semen puking asshole dickhead

good polite way of calling someone a douchebag

semen puking asshole dickhead by Big Bear July 15, 2003

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semen puking asshole dickhead

A crude, yet subtle of referring to someone as a sex-crazed, good-for-nothing fucking prick. Also someone who is a fucking dumbass.

Horny guys who always feel the necessity to hit on people. Always-intoxicated men with their brains in the dicks.

semen puking asshole dickhead by Paul A. Richardson August 11, 2003

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ABG

An acronym for an "aznbbygirl" meaning an asian female gangster. ABG's like to hang with gangsters and wear thin (slutty) clothing. They like to jump other girls who talk shit and make out with their boyfriends 24/7 (maybe even have sex.) Usually own side kicks who also like to text frequently. ABG'S also normally have a "ride or die" homie, someone who is always down for them, or die trying. ABG's are also known for dying their hair alot. From blonde to black. They have many piercings: multiple on the ears, and stomach/lip. They probably have teased hair, bangs, and have had extensions at one point or another. Could also have painted nails and tatoos. ABG's are super hot, but you would probably get jumped if you tried to hit on them. They also loiter and hang out past curfew.

"Oh shit look at those hotties at that boba house.."
"Watch out, see those gangsters next to them? Their obviously ABG's."
"Damn..still hot."

ABG by Lolzercoptorzallday February 7, 2009

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