pokevirgin

one who has never had a pokegasm

nicole is a pokevirgin because she has never had a pokegasm

pokevirgin by pokepimp January 19, 2010

Pokevirgin

A person who has been shamefully deprived of exposure to pokemon, pokemon culture, games, and the like.

"Dude! I couldn't believe it last night, my Wailord beat my Rayquaza!!!"
"uhhmm...what?"
"Man, you're such a Pokevirgin."

Pokevirgin by Beccabooboo April 8, 2009

Polyvirginal 

Someone who sexually teases a lot of people but has never actually 'gone all the way.'

"Don't bother taking her out to dinner and a movie -- I been there, man, that chick's Polyvirginal!"

Polyvirginal by .. sour ~o~ June 6, 2004

pokevagina

A term created by author David Garrett to describe the vagina of one unfortunate Gardevoir, whom is promptly raped by her trainer, a young man named David. If you must read The Pokemon Story, look it up on Topless Robot.

Did you see that Pikachu? You could totally see it's pokevagina!

He kissed hard and deep as he carefully fit his shitty dick into her pokevagina (from The Pokemon Story)

pokevagina by TenSpeedOfGod'sBlood&Burial November 8, 2009

Purevirgin 

Tired of playing by the rules

Mary-Grace decided to stop being a purevirgin and decided to send her erotic letter to her older neighbor.

Purevirgin by Hungerfiretaker April 18, 2018

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019