pokevirgin

one who has never had a pokegasm

nicole is a pokevirgin because she has never had a pokegasm

by pokepimp January 19, 2010

Pokevirgin

A person who has been shamefully deprived of exposure to pokemon, pokemon culture, games, and the like.

"Dude! I couldn't believe it last night, my Wailord beat my Rayquaza!!!"
"uhhmm...what?"
"Man, you're such a Pokevirgin."

by Beccabooboo April 8, 2009

Polyvirginal

Someone who sexually teases a lot of people but has never actually 'gone all the way.'

"Don't bother taking her out to dinner and a movie -- I been there, man, that chick's Polyvirginal!"

by .. sour ~o~ June 6, 2004

pokevagina

A term created by author David Garrett to describe the vagina of one unfortunate Gardevoir, whom is promptly raped by her trainer, a young man named David. If you must read The Pokemon Story, look it up on Topless Robot.

Did you see that Pikachu? You could totally see it's pokevagina!

He kissed hard and deep as he carefully fit his shitty dick into her pokevagina (from The Pokemon Story)

by TenSpeedOfGod'sBlood&Burial November 8, 2009

Purevirgin

Tired of playing by the rules

Mary-Grace decided to stop being a purevirgin and decided to send her erotic letter to her older neighbor.

by Hungerfiretaker April 18, 2018