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to be used instead of cool, cool is now old fashioned.
Your well poken!
poken by Lauren and Chrissy January 5, 2004
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Poke the beasty and feed it some grass 

The compex analysis of theoretical problems with no solutions.
Megan: I need some help deriving the isothermal expansion of reversible work.
Joe: Well, just poke the beasty and feed it some grass.

Razzy Poke 

To inappropriately poke things up your ass
That lad there loves nothing else than a good old Razzy Poke
Razzy Poke by Greg_the_Smeg February 18, 2019

soap and poke 

v. to wash one's ass, thoroughly, with soap and a finger, repeating until the finger comes out clean.

n. the act of washing ones anus.
Doris, if you want me to toss your salad you had best give it the old soap and poke.

I am very happy with my new bidet, I love a quick soap and poke.
soap and poke by homoguytom February 1, 2013

pokedeath 

When you die playing Pokemon Go.

Also known as a Darwin Award.
A man crashed his car and died, it turned out to be a pokedeath.
pokedeath by N04h July 31, 2016

poke chops 

This describes a Southern term for a particular sexual style and habits.
Ben Dover was known for his poke chops in the Nashville bars.
poke chops by I, Wreckerrr January 7, 2017

Poke poacher 

A poke poacher is one who has sex with the lover of another.
Juan was a poke poacher who had affairs with many wives in his neighborhood.
Poke poacher by I, Wreckerrr October 15, 2016
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There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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