pokelandia

a secure anonymous place or city in which a Pokéfan resides

have you ever been to Pokelandia?

pokelandia by turbogiraffe May 23, 2018

Portlandia 

The best hipster show ever created. It comes along with many inside jokes that only other Portlandia fans can understand. In which case, if you haven't seen this show, then do not reuse any inside jokes that come along with it to other Portlandia fans; it will only instigate more inside jokes that you may not know of creating extreme confusion.

You know Portlandia when you're always putting a bird on it.
Cacao to any other show that isn't Portlandia.
p.s. so OVER this.

Portlandia by erm i dun kno December 8, 2012

PokeManiac 

Someone who, like me, is completely, totally obsessed with Pokemon. Usually own at least three Pokemon games, and numerous plushes, collectables, trading cards, and paraphanailia. Refers to Pikachu when talking about renewable energy sources. Often claims girl/boyfriend to be Misty/Ash Ketchum.

Guy One- hey, y'know that nerd's name over there?
Guy Two- The one with the Pokemon deco all over her textbooks?
Guy One- Yeah, the PokeManiac.

Guy Two- Oh, that's ________.

PokeManiac by suika-watermelon June 4, 2011

pokemaniac 

A variation of the many trainers one must battle in Pokemon Red/Blue/Green. They look like nerdy guys and often possess quite formidable pokemon.

Ash: Summoned Blastoise
Pokemaniac 5: Summoned Nidoking
Ash: Blastoise used bubblebeam
Pokemaniac 5: Nidoking used thrash
Ash: Blastoise used Headbutt
Pokemaniac 5: Nidoking used trash...Nidoking's attack missed!
Ash: Blastoise used ice beam
Nidoking fainted!
Ash received $4290, Blastoise gained 1203 exp.
Pokemaniac 5: Oh no! I can't believe i lost!

pokemaniac by wtf March 1, 2005

Polandia 

A type of mattress you can only sit on in the dark and bitch about the world. Typically being used by old Polish-Jewish women or other people with a similar constant-bitching manner.

...Just like every other day, she sat on her Polandia mattress, in the dark, and bitched about how much her life sucks.

Polandia by Vagoy May 27, 2018

pokemaniac 

someone over the age of 13 who like pokemon a little to much

the pokemaniac whould not shut up about pikachu

pokemaniac by me February 28, 2004

Portlandia 

A conundrum of approximately 5'9" in stature, overflowing with witty banter, prone to spontaneous and frequent disappearances, unexplained mental processes and bouts with cute gentility.

A generally pleasing experience, found primarily on Tweet timelines and Tumbling around the internet causing untold attractions...

That girl is definitely a Portlandia!
I wish I had a Portlandia, to take to the party with me..

Portlandia by theRabidbuni July 20, 2011