A term to descirbe someone who is utterly consumed with an Apple iPod or any mp3/portable music player.
Typically, they can be spotted with wires dangling from their ears and may have a certain oblivious look to them. They tend to not realize they are the receipient of shouts of "Excuse Me" or "Hey, look where you're going."
They can usually be seen having a strange head bob, a body twitch and/or inexplicable movement of the lips. Occasionally, one may even observe strange sounds eminating from the oral cavity that may resemble some incomprehensible tune or lyrics. (This may be a mating ritual.)
They also tend to measure time not by a clock, but by battery life or amount of "juice" left.
Their most comfortable environment is the subway, but also may enjoy busy sidewalks or any place else they can ignore a crowd of people that has enveloped them.
The rest of the time is spent hidden in their lair using every last penny of their rent, alimony, child support payments and drug money on "ear candy" from iTunes, Napster and other purveyors of aural delights.
Warning: Beware the ones that stare at you while shouting lyrics at the top of thier lungs- they are extremely dangerous!
Typically, they can be spotted with wires dangling from their ears and may have a certain oblivious look to them. They tend to not realize they are the receipient of shouts of "Excuse Me" or "Hey, look where you're going."
They can usually be seen having a strange head bob, a body twitch and/or inexplicable movement of the lips. Occasionally, one may even observe strange sounds eminating from the oral cavity that may resemble some incomprehensible tune or lyrics. (This may be a mating ritual.)
They also tend to measure time not by a clock, but by battery life or amount of "juice" left.
Their most comfortable environment is the subway, but also may enjoy busy sidewalks or any place else they can ignore a crowd of people that has enveloped them.
The rest of the time is spent hidden in their lair using every last penny of their rent, alimony, child support payments and drug money on "ear candy" from iTunes, Napster and other purveyors of aural delights.
Warning: Beware the ones that stare at you while shouting lyrics at the top of thier lungs- they are extremely dangerous!
"Excuse me. Excuse ME. EXCUSE ME. I'm trying to get off here. Goddamned podaholic!"
"I missed my stop on the subway. I couldn't get off the train because some podaholic was blocking the way and couldn't hear me when I asked him to move."
"I missed my stop on the subway. I couldn't get off the train because some podaholic was blocking the way and couldn't hear me when I asked him to move."
by Founder, Podaholics Anonymous May 6, 2006
Get the podaholic mug.A term to descirbe someone who is utterly consumed with an Apple iPod or any mp3/portable music player.
Typically, they can be spotted with wires dangling from their ears and may have a certain oblivious look to them. They tend to not realize they are the receipient of shouts of "Excuse Me" or "Hey, look where you're going."
They can usually be seen having a strange head bob, a body twitch and/or inexplicable movement of the lips. Occasionally, one may even observe strange sounds eminating from the oral cavity that may resemble some incomprehensible tune or lyrics. (This may be a mating ritual.)
They also tend to measure time not by a clock, but by battery life or amount of "juice" left.
Their most comfortable environment is the subway, but also may enjoy busy sidewalks or any place else they can ignore a crowd of people that has enveloped them.
The rest of the time is spent hidden in their lair using every last penny of their rent, alimony, child support payments and drug money on "ear candy" from iTunes, Napster and other purveyors of aural delights.
Warning: Beware the ones that stare at you while shouting lyrics at the top of thier lungs- they are extremely dangerous!
Typically, they can be spotted with wires dangling from their ears and may have a certain oblivious look to them. They tend to not realize they are the receipient of shouts of "Excuse Me" or "Hey, look where you're going."
They can usually be seen having a strange head bob, a body twitch and/or inexplicable movement of the lips. Occasionally, one may even observe strange sounds eminating from the oral cavity that may resemble some incomprehensible tune or lyrics. (This may be a mating ritual.)
They also tend to measure time not by a clock, but by battery life or amount of "juice" left.
Their most comfortable environment is the subway, but also may enjoy busy sidewalks or any place else they can ignore a crowd of people that has enveloped them.
The rest of the time is spent hidden in their lair using every last penny of their rent, alimony, child support payments and drug money on "ear candy" from iTunes, Napster and other purveyors of aural delights.
Warning: Beware the ones that stare at you while shouting lyrics at the top of thier lungs- they are extremely dangerous!
by Founder, Podaholics Anonymous April 27, 2006
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Pŏt'ä'hôlĭk/pot-uh-HAW-lik
A habitual user of marijuana.
Containing or related to a person "addicted" to consuming or smoking marijuana on a daily basis. Usually multiple times a day due to stress or any reason they feel necessary. The person feels it is completely normal to have this habit.
A person who would be defined a stoner, pothead, or burnout.
Etymology
Back formation from alcoholic
Antonym
Straight edge
Pŏt'ä'hôlĭk/pot-uh-HAW-lik
A habitual user of marijuana.
Containing or related to a person "addicted" to consuming or smoking marijuana on a daily basis. Usually multiple times a day due to stress or any reason they feel necessary. The person feels it is completely normal to have this habit.
A person who would be defined a stoner, pothead, or burnout.
Etymology
Back formation from alcoholic
Antonym
Straight edge
1. Mary: "I don't know how you wake up ad smoke right away."
Jane: "You know i'm a potaholic!"
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2. Mary: "Billy Bob looks blazed again."
Jane: "He must be a potaholic..."
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3. Mary: "Sam is so uptight!"
Jane: "He would probably relax if he was a potaholic."
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4. Potaholics accross America are fighting for legalization of canibus.
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5. Mary: "You smoke a lot!"
Jane: "Meh, i'm a potaholic."
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6. Mary: "The most laid back people you will ever meet are potaholics."
Jane: "That's so true! They are the most easy going people."
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Jane: "You know i'm a potaholic!"
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2. Mary: "Billy Bob looks blazed again."
Jane: "He must be a potaholic..."
baked blazer high
3. Mary: "Sam is so uptight!"
Jane: "He would probably relax if he was a potaholic."
chief master green fiend rasta man
4. Potaholics accross America are fighting for legalization of canibus.
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5. Mary: "You smoke a lot!"
Jane: "Meh, i'm a potaholic."
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6. Mary: "The most laid back people you will ever meet are potaholics."
Jane: "That's so true! They are the most easy going people."
snoop doggspace cowboy chief master my friend, indeed
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Dude 1: Hey, let's get JP to go out to eat with us!
Dude 2: No way man, it's Tuesday night, that pokaholic has a standing game every Tuesday.
Dude 2: No way man, it's Tuesday night, that pokaholic has a standing game every Tuesday.
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