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joel pimentel 

a amazing man is joel Pimentel with a beautiful voice like omg and so handsome like I can’t.Hes also In a band named cnco with 4 other members that are also beautiful I stg christopher Velez richard Camacho erick Colon & zabdiel de Jesús joel is also Mexican :).
“Who’s that awesome dude !?” “Uhm that’s joel Pimentel duh !”
joel pimentel by Maya12519 February 16, 2019
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Pimentel 

Lordly origin. Most beautiful people ever created and they ruled Albanians and Russians in 1932.
Christopher Columbus is Portuguese and he is a lord. Found the 7 seas. What a lordly Pimentel.
Pimentel by Lordly lord March 7, 2019

primenesia 

Amnesia caused from over-ordering from Amazon. Forgetfulness regarding what one ordered from Amazon.
I came home from work today with a dozen packages on my door step all bearing the Amazon smile logo. I have no idea what the fuck I ordered and am clearly suffering from primenesia.

It's like Christmas everyday at my house, when I order from Amazon I always forget what I ordered and suffer from primenesia.
primenesia by Nutzen YerMouf May 8, 2018
1) Those that pledge and crossed the intake process of Psi Sigma Phi Multicultural Fraternity, Inc. est. 1990.

2) A clan of regular men turned into Knights. This type of Knight is composed of a Gentleman (for ladies/women) and a warrior (fighting for the greater good of humanity).

3) Modern day Knights of that Black, Silver and White crew.
Man 1: You are one of those Phimen?

Man 2: Yeah.. I am a Gentlemen and a Knight. . . I will open a door for a lady but will fuck somebody up if they're outta line. . .
Phimen by Phiman March 1, 2010

pork pogment 

when somebody you know is acting gay or very highkey homo and you want to let them know but quietly.
“bro he’s got as fuck.”
“how pork pogment of you”
pork pogment by porkpogment July 3, 2019
A Strange word that Mrs.Whitlow uses cuz she goofy.
Lets read our POIMES!
poime by Exetos February 19, 2018
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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