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Debate was such a pogment for me because I learned so many lessons about how to deal with people, critical thinking, and public speaking.

Minecraft was not a pogment for me because it didn't augment my character in a meaningful and useful way.

Even though I've quit soccer, it was such a pogment for me because it taught me strength and determination.
pogment by piss2023 March 24, 2021
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pork pogment 

when somebody you know is acting gay or very highkey homo and you want to let them know but quietly.
“bro he’s got as fuck.”
“how pork pogment of you”
pork pogment by porkpogment July 3, 2019

Figmenty pigmenty crosser tosser 

A british nickname for a fire diamond.
A joke first made by salm O'nella acadamy.
Oi ya twat watch out for that box with the figmenty pigmenty crosser tosser

Pigmentally challenged 

Paler than pale; minimal tan potential; a skin condition beyond ginger; someone so far removed from sunlight that they are whiter than a snowflake on a grain of rice trapped between a polar bears toes during a blizzard in the North Pole in winter
Whoa, even that pigmentally challenged ginger looks tan compared to that twihard.
Neologism combing potent and pungent.
One could always tell that Jake had been at the grog and jalapenos again when his particular pogent aroma would waft through the office and peel the paint.
Pogent by Letsbreakit June 19, 2009

Pogmentship 

Many kids' social websites are sadly, anti-eggplancy (the opposite of pogmentship).
Pogmentship by PenguinedPsyduck0xq0 January 22, 2021

pigmentally challenged 

A nice, big way to say you are white ass all hell.
If person is unintellegent enough he'll be confused and angered.
Non-White: You are pigmentally challenged
White: huh?
Non-White: Exactly
White: Grrr!!
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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