primenesia

Amnesia caused from over-ordering from Amazon. Forgetfulness regarding what one ordered from Amazon.

I came home from work today with a dozen packages on my door step all bearing the Amazon smile logo. I have no idea what the fuck I ordered and am clearly suffering from primenesia.

It's like Christmas everyday at my house, when I order from Amazon I always forget what I ordered and suffer from primenesia.

by Nutzen YerMouf May 8, 2018

primenesia

When you order so much Amazon Prime that you don't remember what is in the box.

What's in that box? My Primenesia kicked in.....I can't remember what I ordered.

by Lightnin13 February 28, 2018

Primenesia

Noun/Prime-ne-sia.

When you order so much Amazon Prime that you do not know what is in the box when you receive it at your front door.

I saw an Amazon package at my door and realized that I had a sudden case of Primenesia.

by ACalifornia May 7, 2018

Primenesia

When you order so much amazon prime that you don’t know what’s in the box

Betty suffers from primenesia

by B.123456890😗 May 27, 2018

promnesia

This is the term in psychology that means the feeling of having previously experienced an event or place actually being encountered for the first time. It is the same as the French phrase déjà vu which can be translated as "seen before".

In parapsychology the same term is used similarly to precognition, which means knowing something and being able to describe it before you encounter it.

Because of the similarities between this film and that book, everything felt oddly like promnesia, except the book was science fiction, and this movie was non fiction.

by mnemosité October 2, 2009

pienesia

When you eat so much pie that it causes amnesia

Pie fan 1: "Did we really eat all of that apple pie? "

Pie fan 2: "I don't remember."

Pie Fan 3: "You guys sound like you've got Pienesia "

by ginandting June 30, 2017

Primentia

When you open up your Amazon Prime box and can't remember why you ordered the content inside. This is an advanced form of Primenesia. For people below the age of 60, it is also referred to as "early onset Primentia."

What the f*** is this? I ordered it but I can't remember why or what for. I hope I'm not developing early onset Primentia!

by LrDanGA August 2, 2019