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If your surname is Pimenta, well, bad luck for you, as you are a despicable, dishonest and a fat guy that doesn't even deserve being called by his own name. You shall go to bed now and play pokemon, otherwise, you will get hit by a hellokitty car.
Person 1: Hey, how do you feel now?
Person 2: I'm felling Pimenta...
Person 1: What's happened bro?
Person 2: I wanna kys, my surname is Pimenta.

Picentary 

A picture, usually posted on Facebook or on blogs, that contains a biting and/or profound statment of commentary.

Picentaries would be the plural of Picentary.

Pronounced Pick – n – tary
When Middle Class Mom posts a picentary on your page, you can be sure that the picture and commentary will strike right to the depths of your soul.
Picentary by Bort6 January 20, 2013

joel pimentel 

a amazing man is joel Pimentel with a beautiful voice like omg and so handsome like I can’t.Hes also In a band named cnco with 4 other members that are also beautiful I stg christopher Velez richard Camacho erick Colon & zabdiel de Jesús joel is also Mexican :).
“Who’s that awesome dude !?” “Uhm that’s joel Pimentel duh !”
joel pimentel by Maya12519 February 16, 2019

Pimentel 

Lordly origin. Most beautiful people ever created and they ruled Albanians and Russians in 1932.
Christopher Columbus is Portuguese and he is a lord. Found the 7 seas. What a lordly Pimentel.
Pimentel by Lordly lord March 7, 2019

Pigmentally challenged 

Paler than pale; minimal tan potential; a skin condition beyond ginger; someone so far removed from sunlight that they are whiter than a snowflake on a grain of rice trapped between a polar bears toes during a blizzard in the North Pole in winter
Whoa, even that pigmentally challenged ginger looks tan compared to that twihard.

Poop pimento 

Poop pimento, is the poop lodged in the head of your dick after butt fucking someone dirty. In the shit tube.
That sick fucker i slept with last night , left me with a poop pimento, which she offered to suck out.
Poop pimento by Bada bing sfv October 6, 2019