pohopin 

a russian/polish name with great meaning and background to it.

hey pohopin. sup?

pohopin by poohbear99 July 1, 2009

Ninja Pooping

The art of layering the surface of toilet water with toilet paper to minimize the sound of splashing.

That's the last time I have Taco Bell for lunch at work. Now I'm going to have to do some ninja pooping.

Ninja Pooping by Extra Mayo January 27, 2013

Pooping Tom

The act of sneaking into someone else's room, dropping a payload in their toilet, not flushing, and then leaving a note signed 'Pooping Tom' on the toilet seat. Usually occurs in college residence halls.

"Dude, someone left a big, steaming pile of feces in my toilet with a note that said 'Courtesy of the Pooping Tom'!"

Pooping Tom by Rack Jeacher June 11, 2013

team pooping 

Usually right after lunch break in a factory, employees will fill up the six stalls in the men's room and engage in team pooping. They will talk about useless sports news while they pound one out. The medley of aroma is strangling and will make your eyes burn. If you hold your nose, you will taste it. Truly makes you wish you would have stayed in school.

"Look at Jeremy. He just experienced his first team pooping. Either you love it or you hate it. I think he hates it."

team pooping by Running out of patience March 1, 2008

poopinary 

This word means much the same as lower GI (e.g., your colon and bunghole); as pissinary means the same as urinary tract.

Harold, you'll have to take those squalling carpet pigs to school this morning -- I have something wrong with my poopinary tract and I have an appointment with the asshole doctor at 8:30!

poopinary by Telephony May 16, 2014

Mill Pond Poopinary Hospital 

Mill Pond Poopinary Hospital is a full-service poop medical facility, located in Branford, CT . The professional and courteous staff at Mill Pond Poopinary Hospital seeks to provide the best possible medical care, surgical care and dental care for their highly-valued poops. They are committed to promoting responsible poop ownership,by education and example and quality preventative health care for their clients' poops and turds. Mill Pond Poopinary Hospital strives to offer excellence in Poopinary care to Branford, CT and surrounding areas.

My shart has been pooping blloody diarrhea for 7 days! I better call Mill Pond Poopinary Hospital and make an appointment with Dr. Farter right away!

Mill Pond Poopinary Hospital by Penisnipples December 27, 2010

Ghost Pooping 

1. The act of hiding in the bathroom, pretending to take a poop, while engaged in some non-poop related activity such as playing a game on your smartphone or surfing the internet.

2. Spending way more time than needed in the bathroom, playing games or some other waste of time on your phone.

3. Hiding in the bathroom pretending to take a poop in an attempt to avoid some other responsibility.

Hey team, I'm at work but I'm Ghost Pooping so I can get my clan rumble in before time is up.

What's taking Bob so long in the Bathroom? I bet he's ghost pooping and playing Fortnite.

My wife wants me to change the baby's diaper, so I'm ghost pooping instead.

Ghost Pooping by Brendon K February 5, 2019